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Bitchslicer

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About Me

"Worst band name ever. Bitchslicer sounds like the name of a band made up of socially retarded adolescent males who cannot relate to the opposite sex in a normal and useful fashion aka. sounds like heavy metal fans." - El Capitano Gatisto

Bitchslicer - Artist Biography

Bitchslicer is one of the most underrated bands in the tri-state area and definitely the most underrated thrash band out of Philadelphia. - Phillyshreds.com

Philadelphia powerhouse, Bitchslicer, isn’t your typical thrash band. Their "Fuck Yeah" sound is part King Gary’s lightning fast guitar riffs with chaotic leads peeling into screaming harmonics that churn back to the crustiest head-banging progressions, often countered by Justin’s full complex basslines that hold their own with molten leads and breaks unlike anything you’ve heard...all while Antman’s ballsout super-tempo drumming does more than punctuate as he brings the feel of each song together with heavy-hitting insanity. It just keeps getting faster, better and heavier.

In May 2001, King Gary started jamming with Adam "The Law" Carson and Bitchslicer was born. Within a month, they had a full set and a bass player. The first few years were spent writing and recording as a studio project while King Gary secured a solid lineup. Between 2001 and 2002, Bitchslicer released their self titled demo and started recording tracks for Bitchslicer’s first full-length release, ’Cum Inside’. Meanwhile King Gary and Kevin Riley started Worldeater Records ( worldeaterrecords.com ) in 2001, with King Gary doing all recording and production in his studio, The Deathstar. ’Cum Inside’ was released on Worldeater in 2003 to local acclaim, great reviews and progressive sales online. Standing out from other thrash metal releases with gory yet humorous aesthetics, frenzy paced tracks heavy with extraordinary metal guitar that honors traditional thrash while elevating each song with inventive riffs and techniques and a few surprising tracks that have noise and country influences.

2004 brought a limited ’Bitchslicer Live Friday the 13 th ’ release, a Bitchslicer 3 song promo, a 6 disc ’666 Noise Collection’ and tracks recorded for the future release of ’Count Drunkula’. In 2005, Bitchslicer put out ’One for the Ladies Volume 1’ and did ’Chthonic Cat Cult’, a noise split with Oneiric Imperium. King Gary began laying the tracks for the next full length release, ’Lycanthropic Fellatio’ while playing more local and regional shows to an ever-growing audience. As ’Lycanthropic Fellatio’ was being finished in 2006, Bitchslicer began recording ’One for the Ladies Volume 2’ and their next full length album, ’Sex with Sharks’. They did a 10 day, 10 show east coast summer tour and ended the year with more tracking and bigger future plans. In early 2007, ’Lycanthropic Fellatio’ was released to enthusiastic reviews and grew their worldwide fanbase. Reviews and interviews spanned as far as Malaysia and Austria. One such review said: "Freaks with a fondness for skanks, porn, slasher flicks, and werewolf blowjobs should be lining up to buy this extremely worthy album for a CD collection begging for more maddening thrashing gore ( unholycult.com )".

Over the last few years, Bitchslicer’s music has been used in several independent horror and porn films. Evil Awakening (by XPosse Productions) used about half of the songs from ’Cum Inside’, Snuffed (by Not for the Squeamish Productions) used the ’Cum Inside’ track "Snuffed" as their sole soundtrack. The Dead Live (by DBP Productions) used several tracks from ’Cum Inside’. The track "Drag my own Coffin to Hell" was used in ’I Wanna Fuck Your Face’ ( spookygirls.com ) and R.O.T.S. was written for Rise of the Scarecrows, which also used several songs from both ’Cum Inside’ and ’Lycanthropic Fellatio’. Bitchslicer has had music on too many compilations to list. It’s not surprising that when you Google "porno-thrash", over half of the results you get are for Bitchslicer.

King Gary decided in early 2007 to start a second record label, Obscenity Cult Records ( obscenitycult.com ), with Rich Horror and Robin Hoode and is putting out the more subversive bands and projects he’s been recording on that label, including future Bitchslicer releases. Now nearing the end of 2007, Bitchslicer has played about 40 shows this year, averaging a show a week. CDs and shirts are being reordered because of growing success. Bitchslicer’s next full length album, ’Sex with Sharks’ is in the process of being mixed and will be released in early 2008. The new album is the heaviest release yet and highlights everything that makes Bitchslicer ingenious. Tracks for the next few limited releases, ’The Truth about Unicorns’ and ’Demoni’ and the next full length release, tentatively titled ’Sexually Transmitted Disaster’ are already in the works, which should come as no surprise to anyone who has worked with Bitchslicer. Everything about Bitchslicer is relentlessly aggressive from their superior do it yourself production, to their diehard work ethic to the powerful performance they give no matter what the venue.

Website: www.bitchslicer.com
Myspace: www.myspace.com/bitchslicer666

Discography:
2002: Bitchslicer (6 Song Demo - limited release 13 Copies)
2003: Cum Inside (Full Length CD - 1,000 Copies Pressed)
2004: Friday the 13th (Live CD limited release 13 Copies)
2004: 3 song promo (limited give away release 100 Copies)
2004: Count Drunkula (for future release)
2004: 666 collection - The Walrus (limited release 100 copies)
2004: 666 collection - Texas Chainsaw Dance Party (100 copies)
2004: 666 collection - Separation Anxiety (limited release 100 copies)
2004: 666 collection - Eddie Torrez the Extra Testicle (100 copies)
2004: 666 collection - Candy (limited release 100 copies)
2004: 666 collection - Women - by Def Leppard (100 copies)
2005: One for the Ladies I (limited release 100 copies)
2005: Chthonic Cat Cult w/ Onieric Imperium (limited to 100 copies)
2005 / 2007: Lycanthropic Fellatio (Full Length CD - 1,000 copies)
2006: One for the Ladies II (for future release)
2006: The Truth about Unicorns (began tracking)
2006 / 2007: Sex with Sharks (currently in the mixing process)
2007: Demoni (began tracking)
2007: Sexually Transmitted Disaster (writing now)
2007: Extreme Audio Gangbang volume 01 (limited to 500 copies)
2008: Addicted to Porn (on pink, blue, & purple vinyl - 300 copies)

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Music:

Member Since: 10/25/2006
Band Website: bitchslicer.com
Band Members: King Gary :: Guitar / Vocal
Fran :: Bass
Antman :: Drums
Influences: Horror / Porn / Whiskey
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Shirts, CD's, & 7"s FOR SALE !!!

T-shirt - Design by Mo Moussa - available in Medium, Large, & XL Full Color print on Black 50/50 shirts. $15 Postage Paid
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T-shirt - Design by Mo Moussa - available in Medium, Large, & XL White print on Black 50/50 shirts. $12 Postage Paid
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Bitchslicer :: Addicted to Porn
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Extreme Audio Gangbang :: Volume 01
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Purple Vinyl 7 inches
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4-way Split with Bitchslicer,
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Bitchslicer :: Lycanthropic Fellatio
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21 Tracks - Available Now !!!

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Bitchslicer :: Cum Inside
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19 Tracks

My Blog

Absolutely, totally misogynistic fuckwad shitheads ...

This is taken from a blog, that I am assuming a girl wrote ...Thu, 24 Jan 2008 - 1: On my way to work, I'm crossing Montgomery Avenue with the green. Some dude in a pickup truck on the cross street is...
Posted by Bitchslicer on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 01:48:00 PST

Sex with Sharks :: Update 04

Sex with Sharks :: Update 04Sex with Sharks is Done !!!There did end up being a lot more things that I needed to do in order to finish the album since the last update, so I did all of that stuff and t...
Posted by Bitchslicer on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 06:28:00 PST

Sex with Sharks :: Update 03

Sex with Sharks :: Update 03Long long ago ... we started the Sex with Sharks album and we are so close to   actually, after all this time, finishing it. As of right now there are 1 Bass Edit, 2 G...
Posted by Bitchslicer on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 10:34:00 PST

Bitchslicer :: Interveiwed by Radikal Primates Zine (October 2007)

Bitchslicer :: Interveiwed by Radikal Primates Zine (October 2007) RPZ :: Hello Guys, is everyone ok? BS :: Yeah, everyone is doing good. RPZ :: Tell us a little history of the band an...
Posted by Bitchslicer on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 03:43:00 PST

10/18/07 Review - Heathen Harvest

Bitchslicer :: III - Lycanthropic Fellatio Why is Bitchslicer amazing? Because while other bands in the grindcore scene are fighting to maintain suggestive bullshit cliches, Bitchslicer ...
Posted by Bitchslicer on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 03:53:00 PST

Tales from the Porn Store :: 26

Alrighty folks, welcome to season two of ... "Tales from the Porn Store". I took a bit of a break for a while since Justin joined in on bass with Bitchslicer. I have been so busy with the band, record...
Posted by Bitchslicer on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 12:55:00 PST

05/15/07 Review - Metal Archives

Bitchslicer :: III - Lycanthropic FellatioThough some would beg to differ, I find grind to be the weakest of all metal genres. The grind scene clearly reached its peak with a collection of great acts ...
Posted by Bitchslicer on Tue, 15 May 2007 08:30:00 PST

05/12/07 Review - Adrenaline Fanzine

Bitchslicer :: III - Lycanthropic FellatioDion's Review  From the acoustic intro of the first track "Death Of The Green Skull" to the final track "Legends Of The Green Skull" (although the real final...
Posted by Bitchslicer on Sat, 12 May 2007 07:58:00 PST

05/12/07 Review - Metal Archives

Bitchslicer :: Cum InsideAh, Bitchslicer. Easily one of the most disturbingly funny bands I've ever encountered, as well as one of the few talented modern purveyors of groove/thrash that offer more th...
Posted by Bitchslicer on Sat, 12 May 2007 07:53:00 PST

04/19/07 Review - Glory Eye Zine

Bitchslicer :: III - Lycanthropic Fellatiobitchslicer's lycanthropic fellatio is basically thrash. Okay, let me take that back. Bitchslicer's latest cd is not really just thrash but thrash music for p...
Posted by Bitchslicer on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 08:55:00 PST