Gawdawful |
I saw this dude on the trolley todayand I was so dismayed by his outfit that I wanted tokill him with my brain. It wasn't that bad, I guess,but it was like this: Rawhide vest with vermicellifrilly thi...
Posted by Mo on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 09:34:00 PST |
McTan |
Idea - The drive thru tanningcenter. Just like a car wash only filled with sunlamps for that genuine George Hamilton tan. Better idea - The drive thru McTan. A sun-lampby the side of the window wher...
Posted by Mo on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 09:31:00 PST |
Thailand |
I miss Thialand
It was a perfect mix of gentle buddhist benevelence and shameless sexual mongering.
A frantic, high-tech juggernaut somehow imbued with a happy mysticism, sacred and profane at t...
Posted by Mo on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:38:00 PST |
Bumping nasties |
So there i was, deep in the heart of the amazon with dozens of flesh-hungry red-assed baboons giving chase. They had been given the order to bring my head back to their king, whose favorite wife i h...
Posted by Mo on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:23:00 PST |
Illusion |
All intelligent creatures need to have some control over their environment.
For instance there was an experiment where researchers placed 2 lab rats in separate cages which both came with electrif...
Posted by Mo on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:19:00 PST |
Toy Ideas |
Cabbage patch christ
hungry hungry homeless guy
submissive-action spiderman
Barbie's lil' throne of skulls
Posted by Mo on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:16:00 PST |
Twice as nice |
I went in for a check up a few weeks ago. i was all worried about this lump near my armpit. the docs gave me a biopsy and it turned out that the lump had a itty bitty skull in it. it had hunks of hair...
Posted by Mo on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:15:00 PST |
They all had bad ass wizard beards. |
The cast included Methusa-load, Oldie oldcock, and señor citizen and the climax had them having a huge colostomy bag fight. It was something like the gasoline fight in Zoolander, only with kaka everyw...
Posted by Mo on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 11:26:00 PST |
Random thoughts... |
:: I wish I had a mince meat pie right about now. I'm
feeling mighty peckish. ::
:: Dag, it's cold in here. It feels like there's a
freezing fog crawling up my britches. ::
:: If I had to be ...
Posted by Mo on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 11:18:00 PST |
Deep shit. |
Y'know, there's probably nothing worse
than finding out that the delicious chocolate cake you're eating is
in fact full of angry wasps.
Or is there?
Posted by Mo on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 11:15:00 PST |
