making tiny vinyl boots for my cats to dance and be merry in. fantasizing about raping men in the arse. peeing into my boyfriends mouth while he's sleeping and then telling him it was all drool in the morning. Smelly urine like drool. travel and leisure. watching babies play in the park. saying wholesome words that makes mom's proud, like : milk, family, god, pray, cocobutter on a small boys ass, breasts, ropey jets of jism, jism jism jism...
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Straight to the A, Pull my Hair and Call me Stupid, Bust a Nut in Granny's Gut 16, home movies of Chris booty dancing in a tiny french maid outfit (so hot), Anything by Takashi Mike ESPECIALLY Visitor Q, Fellini, Any movies that have baby duckies in a room while a masochist with a leather gimp mask on is shaving peoples bodies with a wood shaver in front of tiny asian 6 year old girls, Woody Allen, uh... Jarumusch, anything with Carol Kane in it... yesss... and Terror from the clit... Oh yeah, Forbidden Zone, and Beast Master.
bah.
Haruki Murakami, Bradbury, Vonnegut especially Sirens of Titan, Garth Ennis, Gaiman, Jared Diamond, Ogden Nash, Dostoyevsky especially The Brothers K., Robert Herbert, whoever wrote A Mote in God's Eye, or A Cantacle to Liebowitz, Arthur C. Clark, Bukowski, Robert Heinlen ESPECIALLY Stranger From A Strange Land, Lewis Carroll, Poe, Carl Jung, whatshisname who wrote 100 years of solitude, Nietchze, Will Self, etc etc etc
my mom's giant penis