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Princess Cuntessa

24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case

About Me


I bartend at M&T's on 4th & Moore in South Philly stop on by a visit me sometime. I'm always craving meat. my life is like a country song. I'm loudly insane or mumble depending on how much booze, pills, drugs etc are in my system at that given point. My luck has started to change with shittons of hardwork and some supportive kickass friends. I'm everyone's momma till I have my own I'll bake your birthday cake and make a big deal out of anything important to a loved one. small town girl in the big city not doin a good job of it. I love nature, woods & the country. The beach can fuck off my pale cubana ass can take it. I fight like a man but not so much anymore calmed down abit in my age but I'll stomp on you something fierce if you mess with my family of friends.
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From Go-Quiz.com************************************************* *************** LIKES: Ink, Books, Music, Shows, Booze, Brawling, Pitbulls, Public Urination & Destruction. ************************************************************ **** DISLIKES: Hypocrites, Scenesters, Hipsters, white belts, emo kids, boys in girls pants, silly haircuts, Dumb Bitches covered in jello, Thieves, Tubby Richboy Sharpies from West Chester, Fat Midgets,Tankgirl wannabees.
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You tend to lose all inhibitions when you are drunk and just go with the flow. You are highly entertaining to all of your friends, with all of your crazy antics.
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My Interests

midday walks in the park with Rogue, people watching, tacos, Rays Happy birthday bar, being a domestic goddess, getting friends in trouble, marlboro reds, music all kinds, drinking too much & daily, brawlin, bacon, being loud & generally obnoxious at all times,the halocaust, hello kitty, monkeys, pirates, destruction, zombies, my favorite pooches Rogue aka Suka, de momma & bango, throwing people out of my bar, screaming at strangers, jumping in puddles, sleeping in, enjoying life, amusing myself, throwing beer cans at Tony, laughing till I cry, cluster fucks, choke sex, pain killers, vagina starships, dancing wildly, hatield quality meats, elbowing breeders, PeeBRs, horsey ride, naked bathroom parties, falling down in public, acting silly, pork in the john, jumping cars, corrupting tender young minds, eating babies mmmm babies.

I'd like to meet:

Paul Rudd, Vinnie Jones, Steve Lemme & John Stewart People that don't like good liqour, hang out in South Philly and tip well to visit me at work. No one and I mean No one via the interent. If we've never met don't bother with a request I will DENY you. Also Fuck your band I have no interest. oh and anti-semites that can't spell.

Music:

Okay so I've decieded to try so here goes my top favs in all genres previously mentioned. Patsy Cline, Hank Sr & III fuck Jr, Loretta Lynn, Dolly Parton, Merle Haggard, Randy Travis, Tammy Wynette, Waylon Jennings, Gretchen Wilson, Old 97's, Johnny Cash, The Dixie Chicks, Willie Nelson, Carl Perkins, Elvis, Chuck Berry, Jerry Lee lewis, Buddy Holly, Little Richard, Bob Dylan, Janis Joplin, Billie Holiday, Aretha Franklin, James Brown, Etta James, Sam Cooke, Smokey Robinson, George Clinton, NWA, Body Count, Public Enemy, Outkast, Transplants, Turbonegro, NOFX, Supersuckers, CockSparrer, Motorhead, AC/DC, Faith No More, Fantomas, Mr Bungle basically anything Mike Patton (drools and touchs self) lays his blessed vocals on, Lars & the Bastards, Tiger Army, Social D, The Rev, Stray Cats, The Gos Gos, Bikini Kill, L7, LunaChicks, Siouxsie & the Banshees, Wendy O, Pantera, SLAYER, Joan Jett, Tom Jones, Drop Kick Murphy's Flogging Molly, The Pouges, The Bruisers, The Oppressed, Angelic Upstarts, X, Fear, The Business, Billy Idol, The Cramps, Nashville Pussy, Go Go Bordello, Lords of Acid, Genitotures starting to get the picture Jessie

Movies:


Fight Club!

What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
brought to you by QuizillaFEAST!!!!! - it is a must see if you don't like it you can't be my friend. Broken Lizard, Anchor man, Boondock Saints, Amrican Hardcore, Goodfellas, Jon Waters, National Lampoons, Ben Stiler flix, Freeway, Legally Blond, Tarentino flicks all of them, Zombie movies in general, Troma, Battle Royal, Wild Zero, True Romance, Fight Club obviously, Snatch, The Mean Machine, Lock Stock $ 2 Smoking Barrels, Cannonball Run, Repoman, Suburbia, SLC Punks, Romper Stopmer, The Big Lewboski, Bottle Rockets, while I'm at in any movie with the following actor/ess : Dennis Hopper, Christopher Walken, Luke and/or Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, Johhny Depp, Bill Murray, John Cusak, Edward Norton, Angeline Jolie, Rosario Dawson, Charlize Tharon & Fairuza Balk wow way less chicks on this list of mine.

Television:

HOCKEY!!! its back and I'm thrilled.

Gilmore Girls, Weeds, Sex & the City , Arrested Development, Strangers with Candy, Family Guy, Carnivale, Greys Anatomy, Penn & Tellers's Bullshit, The Daily Show and now The Cobert Report as well, and since I can longer just say Adult Swin cause the new stuff sucks VENTURE BROTHERS, Futurama, The Brak Show, Sealab, AquaTeam, Home Movies, Space Ghost, Robot Chicken NOT I repeat NOT any of the following Tom goes to Mayor, Squidibillies, 12oz Mouse, any of the anime ones whos names I don't even care to know.

Books:

Chuck Palanhiuk, George Orwell, Hunter S Thompson, Irving Welsh, greek mythology, pulp, horror, smut, all my atlantic warehouse finds

Heroes:

Rita Celeste Machado my mommy R.I.P. cause momma tried

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My Blog

puppy luck

   I found a printer/scanner as well as printer in a shopping cart outback of a big building on a side street in South Philly while walking my puppy yesterday. SCORE! ISpit & I ripped of...
Posted by Princess Cuntessa on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 02:28:00 PST

sweet satan tension

  all stress out, trying to pay off a bit of debt and have some fun too. I have tickets bought and plans made for so many things coming up I wonder how I'm gonna make my dollar strech. I guess no...
Posted by Princess Cuntessa on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:48:00 PST

10 or 40

  So xmas was super good to me this year I got tons of hello kitty stuff (blankets, shirts, socks, candy, etc..) as usual I guess, but the waffle maker is the kicker, some cool shirts, and g...
Posted by Princess Cuntessa on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 08:44:00 PST

M.I.A.

 Well sorry to everyones who's functions I have or am goin to miss in the near future. Working like a maniac to catch up on bills. NO free time except for those rare occaisons that I get to sleep...
Posted by Princess Cuntessa on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 06:26:00 PST

costume antcipation

ABC'sA - Accidents01. Have you ever been in a car accident?  frankenstein screams if all my incidents I've also totalled other cars 02. Do you have a lot of scars? tons I'm clumsy 03. Have you ev...
Posted by Princess Cuntessa on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:14:00 PST

tummy bug

  I hate being sick but I guess its a perfect day for it. watching spinger eating soup(trying to keep it down) and cuddling with squishface. A least my kitty is in heaven. I wore myself down to m...
Posted by Princess Cuntessa on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:01:00 PST

OCD day

  Sweet Satan. Crazy day at home and all I did was clean. and I mean massive and the washer starts to over flow I stopped it but ruined a sweater.. BOOO Flooding is a bad thing. I can't stop doin...
Posted by Princess Cuntessa on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 02:14:00 PST

Holy electric bill batman

   well I been saying for the past 2-3 months the electricity needs to be paid before its shut off and its now up to almost $800 why does no one listen when I say these things. Everyone from...
Posted by Princess Cuntessa on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 12:00:00 PST

bloody steaks and blackouts

   Such the lovely weekend can't remeber all of friday. Aren't you all so proud of my my 1st offical blackout. Insulting chicks in ugly dresses on South Street and lots of lovely drunk belli...
Posted by Princess Cuntessa on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 06:21:00 PST

My poor squish

  Sweet momma squish had a siezure yesterday. My poor little kitty. Scared the hell out of me. We were lying bed when all of a sudden she falls off and just starts going spastic. Her body twitchi...
Posted by Princess Cuntessa on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 09:36:00 PST