I'm great, I make everything better. I love sitting around all day in the fridge, just begging to be baked, fried, wrapped around something, put in a green bean casserole, even microwaved. No matter what you do to me, I'll always come back for more, and trust me, so will you. I am the bringer of joy to millions of fat fucks, all around the world. Heil Bacon.
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Dancing Bacon
I love you and you make me hungry. Get in my skillet, M'kay?
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You Are Pork
You like to think you're the other white meat, but many people don't want anything to do with you.
You probably smoke. And it's likely that no body part of yours is off limits.
What Kind of Meat Are You?
