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Lexipro

Hooray for Harp!

About Me



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My Interests

my punkin cupcake, MOTHERFUCKIN' WIFFLE BALL JAMMY JAM....YO BEST REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kitties, faeries, CAT BLANKETS!!!, beer, stars in winter, yum yums, TATTOED MOMS, tripping with oR without acid, rainbows around the moon, Hot Irish Boys!!!,velvet, WHAT THE SHELL FRIDAYS, veggie indian food, "ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space" SEX DWARF, cupcake fights i like to think i won, unicorns, chai, sleep, funyons with mac and cheese, Snugglefucking....my new hobby!...pretending i can sing, riding the jitney to the weeshaun, absinthe, curly fries, bamboozles, tomato cats, hanging out at The Pub waaaaay too much, when i'm NOT being wanged in the chin,things that are piping hot, cold pizza when you wake up still drunk - preferably Lorenzo's,getting in bitches faces when i have no clue how to fight, SEXATHONS with my Marc, Becky's tits, sex marathons, wetnaps, proverbial caves made from blankets with imaginary or real cats, drinking for 13 hours straight, calling out of work, the anticipation born from desire, lost weekends at the JERK HUT, yamicorns, walking without falling, incense, the moon in autumn, caramel swirl lattes from dunkin d's with a maple glazed on da side, CHRISTMAS, wasabi mayonnaise, WILD ZERO SATURDAYS, tequila on a rooftop @ 3am, PBR, secret messages, orgasms, anything with roses, LECHERY, mystery bruises, cakeholes, the just-in-case musuem, our table at pinkies, zombies, tofurky jerky, things NOT sponsored by Camel cigarettes, 566 meatball sandwiches...oops! kristena's hot jugend ass, *NEW FAVORITE SHOT - 57 CHEVY!* vegetarian sushi, making out, birthdays, horsey sauce, being lazy, the occasional bike ride, well, as long as it doesnt interfere with drinking..hahaha, .... HELEN BACK SHOWS - awww yeah!, heckling debbie, dreamworlds, Gianni's Grill, people watching, being a pirate wench with benefits, never finishing the damn movie, did i say being lazy? rittenhouse park, yeah, even in the summer i still like it, the clurichan, autumn leaves, naked parties via Psyddddde, drunken brunch, the way concrete smells when its summer and it rains, not being sick, pumpkins, anything plastic or fluorescent, NOT going to zombie practice, kingdom vegetarian morsels, smoke breaks at the psych ward, dreaming of the future....

I'd like to meet:

Myself in five years. Cause I may just have to kick my own ass.

Music:

jane's addiction, skinny puppy, cure, cocteau twins, NIN, switchblade symphony, jeff buckley, pogues, helen motherfuckin' back, the doves, ride, interpol, tapping the vein, neutral milk hotel, lush,psychedelic furs, flogging molly, pil, bauhaus, happy mondays, the alarm,sugarcubes, tori, the church, sigue sigue sputnik, portishead, jesus and mary chain, fugazi, big black, siouxsie, depressed mode, pixies, galaxy 500, stone roses, placebo, KMFDM, smiths, the union dead, sonic youth, dropkick murphys, Bowie, joy division, pigface, this mortal coil, nitzer ebb, dead milkmen, bowie, revco, cramps, oh and throw in lots of brit pop and electroclash, if you don't mind, nick cave, snow patrol, duran duran, a-ha, book of love, velvet revolver, dead kennedys, mazzy star, VNV, babes in toyland, catherine wheel, virgin prunes, christian death (rozz), southern death cult, tool, buzzcocks, combichrist,replacements, birthday party, STP,damien rice, swans, cold war kids, project pitchfork, alien sex fiend, pete yorn, small factory, leather strip, sex gang children, circle jerks, violent femmes, G-N-R, pulp, cranes,lords of the new church, sisters of mercy, blur, massive attack,......

Movies:

hedwig, crow, coming to america, donnie darko, pretty in pink, last unicorn, wedding singer, breaking glass, true romance, may, ghost world, edward scissorhands, sid and nancy, requiem for a dream, heathers, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, labyrinth, wild zero, party monster, fast times at ridgemont high, big fish, blue velvet, repo man, closetland, thank god it's friday, ichi the killer, princess bride, battle royale I, killing zoe, secretary, jesus christ vampire hunter, velvet goldmine, evil dead, 24 hour party people, pete's dragon, legend, rocky horror, lost boys, smokey and the bandit, bachelor party, american psycho,....

Television:

simpsons, adult swim, young ones, absoultely fabulous, MST3k, miami vice, are you being served, blind date, family guy, the OC, DOG bounty hunter,90210, bet comedy hour, insomniac, dukes of hazzard, magic garden, reno 911, curb your enthusiasm, banana splits, ghost hunters, good eats

Books:

fine and private place, lost souls, sandman, food of the gods, BE HERE NOW, albert camus, brian froud, charlotte sometimes, manufacturing consent, waiting for godot, barbarapapa's ark, beatrix potter, charlotte's web, jonathan livingston seagull,the maggie b, psychedelic shamanism, how to be a villain, wind in the willows, alice in wonderland, electric koolaid acid test, on the road, suicide blond, valley of the dolls, bill and pete, lestat, thus spoke zarathrusta, (yeah, im sure the spelling is off on that one), one from none, sweet pickles, ....

Heroes:

dinnaush and beezus, all the strong as fuck people i met who are overcoming shit none of us could dream of, and myself, oddly enough

My Blog

Well, its FINALLY happened

...I'm dating the bestest boyfriend, Marc, EVER!! I cant even explain it and yet here it is right in front of me. Everyone rejoice Kerry is HAPPY! That is all.
Posted by Lexipro on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 10:23:00 PST

when will this year be over

Except for meeting some great new friends this year was pretty awful. First, gramma passed away...and now my Uncle Jerry. This time of year is hard enough...for those who know me you know what I mean....
Posted by Lexipro on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 04:58:00 PST

best wedding EVER!!!!!!!

thank youuuuuu Peter and Jen!  i mean..the atmosphere, all the old friends, everything! i couldnt have asked for a better night. and, hell, i didnt know a happy ending was included LOL all the be...
Posted by Lexipro on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 04:24:00 PST

funeral/Viewing info for Gramma

I know no one lives near me..but if anyone can make it to either day, here's the info. The funeral home is right of the Garden State Parkway...hit up Mapquest. Call me and let me know you are coming a...
Posted by Lexipro on Sun, 27 May 2007 08:57:00 PST

my gramma died

i cant really express anything right now. doesnt feel real yet. Once i get funeral/viewing info I'll let you guys know.
Posted by Lexipro on Thu, 24 May 2007 05:10:00 PST

what. the. FUCK!

I think i have permanent alcohol poisoning. i honestly have nooo clue what happened this weekend.here is my recap. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ and a pickle. CLEAR! i dreamt you had a...
Posted by Lexipro on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 04:24:00 PST

Hooray for State of Emergency!

of course i drove ALL the way to work only to find out the power was out. drove ALL the way home. Called work - power back on at 9. Watse of fucking time! Would have been nice if the fucking weather h...
Posted by Lexipro on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 07:59:00 PST

blearrrgh

Still sick. Want to sleep and i cant. arrrrghghh So. Those of you who missed Placebo...WTF? They rocked my world! that is all.
Posted by Lexipro on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 04:29:00 PST

oh its coming back to me in bits and pieces

i just remembered playing Britney Spears "Toxic" on Manny Browns jukebox. And obnoxiously dancing around. oh sweet zombie jesus. Hey anyone have the pic of me and the Anna Nicole zombie?  ...
Posted by Lexipro on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:55:00 PST

thank you Jebbus!

well i dont know about you guys but i cannot get up from the couch. Raise your hand if you woke up covered in zombie blood and vomit! Thanks Robert and Melissa!
Posted by Lexipro on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 12:57:00 PST