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Chauncy

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About Me

AHOY MATES!! I suppose ill start by saying I play bass in a wicked slick band called Omegalord. Been playin for quite a few years now. I love drinkin (a little too much one would think) I love fuckin around and throwing up on stuff. I love watching anything that isnt human take a shit, or play with shit(dung beetles are awsome)or even eat there own shit(dogs are great to train to do that!!). Im not a very good speller. I will change the entire sentence just to avoid having to try to spell something. I get heart burn quite often. I tried taking all thoses fancy pills for that shit and nothing seems to really work. My favorite food is Mayo. I had the runs for the first 20 years of my life, until i stopped eating taco bell everyday. My favorite sayings are: Go fart in a jar, Go shit in your hat and pull it over your ears, Go piss up a rope, and FUCK OFF CUNT. On that note, I think Cunt is probably my favorite word, close 2nd would have to be poop or something of the sort. Dispite my picture im really NOT a pirate, Id be alot cooler if i was. My father DOES have a wooden leg though!!! My mom survived breast cancer (that is awsome). I stoll alter boy robes from a church when i was little. I would love for Clay Aiken to shit his pants on stage someday. I love hot chicks, definitly not into man ass. I have a buch of unfinished tatoos. I live with my sis and her boyfriend, they are much more stable than i am. And there's 2 dogs. One of them had really bad worms when they bought it and now she shits blood uncontolably all over the house.... Alright, alright... i gotta go my grandma is making me go sit on the toilet to make a B.M. because i keep complaining about having to fart..... Ps. my AIM is chauncyturdsock if ya wanna hit me up!!

My Interests

Drinkin, Drugin, and Rockin out. I have a terrible habit of loving realy lame movies and TV. God damn im a loser.....

I'd like to meet:

I like Meat. Mmmmm .......

Music:

Body Part Trophy Case, GWAR, Shadows Fall, Mensrea, Blind Red, Pantera, Sunny Day Real Estate, Fell Far Behind, When Your Heart Stops Beating, Narcoleptics, Carcass, Arch Enemy, Snot, Vaux, Bad Brains, Quicksand, Handsome, Locus Factor, Tool, Tom Waits, Ween, Danzig, At The Drive In, Wesly Willis, The Flaming Lips, Hall & Oats, Manowar, Hammerfall, Op Ivy

Movies:

The Holy Grail(Monty Python), Evil Dead, The Big Labowski, Saw, every Nightmare on Elm St., every movie about Smokin and Drinkin, Tim Burton movies, Donnie Darko, Anchorman, (Basically anything Gory, Funny, or really really Cheezy) Blue Crush, From Justin to Kelly, Club Dread, Super Troopers, Beer Fest!!, Idiocracy, Mean Girls, Im Gonna Get You Sucka, Three Amigos, Rick Ho, Bad Taste, The Crazy Dave Tape 2

Television:

The Tick, Comedy Central, Cartoon net, Invader Zim, Gerhard Reinke's Wanderlust (Absolutly the funnyest show ever) Strangers With Candy, U.C.B.

Books:

Never heard of em

Heroes:

Special agent Dale Cooper, The Tick, Jhonen Vasquez, Frank Kearney, all of my friends, Bruce Campbell, Wesly Willis, Herve Villachez, John Witherspoon, Zach Galifinakis, Big Rick Vick,the mother, Dimebag,Oderus Urungus,Black Jesus

My Blog

By Unpopular demand!!!

  I think im gonna keep the weird negative pic as my default, only because ive gotten soooo fuckin many complaints about how i should change it.  just so happens, i think its cute. ...
Posted by Chauncy on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 12:00:00 PST

www.omegalord.com

check out my bands site
Posted by Chauncy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Oh my what a Glorious....

What a Glorious day it is to finally be on a web site thingy that i have no idea how to use or communicate to other people with. God Damn this is exciting. If anyone has got a clue on how this place...
Posted by Chauncy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST