Chauncy

AHOY MATES!! I suppose ill start by saying I play bass in a wicked slick band called Omegalord. Been playin for quite a few years now. I love drinkin (a little too much one would think) I love fuckin around and throwing up on stuff. I love watching anything that isnt human take a shit, or play with shit(dung beetles are awsome)or even eat there own shit(dogs are great to train to do that!!). Im not a very good speller. I will change the entire sentence just to avoid having to try to spell something. I get heart burn quite often. I tried taking all thoses fancy pills for that shit and nothing seems to really work. My favorite food is Mayo. I had the runs for the first 20 years of my life, until i stopped eating taco bell everyday. My favorite sayings are: Go fart in a jar, Go shit in your hat and pull it over your ears, Go piss up a rope, and FUCK OFF CUNT. On that note, I think Cunt is probably my favorite word, close 2nd would have to be poop or something of the sort. Dispite my picture im really NOT a pirate, Id be alot cooler if i was. My father DOES have a wooden leg though!!! My mom survived breast cancer (that is awsome). I stoll alter boy robes from a church when i was little. I would love for Clay Aiken to shit his pants on stage someday. I love hot chicks, definitly not into man ass. I have a buch of unfinished tatoos. I live with my sis and her boyfriend, they are much more stable than i am. And there's 2 dogs. One of them had really bad worms when they bought it and now she shits blood uncontolably all over the house.... Alright, alright... i gotta go my grandma is making me go sit on the toilet to make a B.M. because i keep complaining about having to fart..... Ps. my AIM is chauncyturdsock if ya wanna hit me up!!