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PHILLY SPORTS BREAK MY HEART

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About Me

Layout by: My Layouts Creator Layout by: My Layouts Creator .. " .. ".. "I’m obsessed with Philly sports. I take them seriously and only my GOOD friends can talk shit w/o being beaten senselessly with a frying pan. I will give you only one warning. I’m abrasive and in general an “acquired taste” If you are “in” then I’ll give you the shirt off my back. I don’t believe in 2nd chances (except in sports hehehhe) I hate scenesters. I like tats and I want more. I’m a horrible speller. I was born and raised in Philly. I want to retire and move up the mountains, buy a motor home and a big screen tv and watch sports all the time while playing poker and drinking whiskey. I hate drama and will immediately remove any person in my life that causes it.

My Interests

.. " I thrive on music, I can find a lyric of suit any given situation. I also enjoy.. Yungling lager, Guinness... as usual, Lucious W Handstar! Marlboro Reds, throwing things, demons, dancing (preferably 80's) stitch and bitch, bongs, metal, driving sticks ... fast, playing Luke vs. Darth in the parking lot of the Wac-Off center, JVD & his ultra skills,skulls with or without crossbones, rollerblading,going to shows, camping, shoe shopping,souff philly, the smell of lumber, long city blocks, singing in the shower, taking bad drunken photos, devouring souls with the help of Kristena, kicking children, harassing tourist, orange,baloonies, board games, Tiger Woods 2004, bowling, playoff hockey, football, baseball, basketball and lacrosse, coffee, cd shopping, making fun of your mom, stealing things from public bathrooms, mayhem,PS2,Dean Ween,Dominos, playing football. Blood & Thunder. ..

Music:

P-funk,Turbonegro,TOOL, Afhgan Wigs, Beatles, Outcast, Beastie Boys, Run DMC, Missy Elliot, Cathrine Wheel, CKY, Built to spill, Dismemberment Plan, Subhumans, Decendents, Jon Spencer, Victor Wooten,The Mars Vulta, Dead Milkmen, Faith No More, Fantomas, Sepultura, Fugazi, Gwar, At The Drive In, Gorilla Biscuts, Beck, The Flaming Lips, Lamb of God, Helmet, Incubus, Jawbox, Life of Agony, Pink Floyd, Sleater-Kinney, Pavement, Slayer, Tomahawk, Lovage, Bootsy Collins,A Perfect Circle, Weezer, U2, They Might Be Giants, Pantera, Mr. Bungle, WEEN, Return of the frog queen, Refused, NOFX, Orange 9MM, Qucksand, Soul Coughing, Sunny Day Real Estate, V.O.D. Phil Collins, static X, Booker T and the mg's, agent orange, twisted sister, ministy, bauhaus, violent femmes, Queen, Les Claypool frog brigade, John Hickey band, Bjork, Minor Threat ..
You are Lateralus. You are unique, intelligent, and
most importantly, an individual. You are
probably a leader and you see and do things
your own way, which is usually different from
the norm. We expect big things to come from
you.

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Movies:

BASEKETball, Say Anything, Gangster No 1, Wet Hot American Summer, Big Lewbowski, Strange Brew, Spinal Tap, Best In Show,Bill and Ted, Road Trip, Snatch, In like flint, Our man flint, dogma, UHF, The Ref, Canibal the musical, half baked, anything cheech and chong, any Montey Python movie, slap shot, i'm gonna get you sucka, don't be a menice. suicide kings, superfly, usual suspects, resevior dogs, ed and his dead mom, velvet goldmine, polyester, state and main, sleepers, logans run, anchorman.

Television:

I love me some Twin Peaks,6 feet under,24,chapell show,flavor of love, the sureal life, Colbert report, Sledge hammer, Titus, daily show, agua teen hungry force, sealab 2021, home movies, family guy, red dwarf, simpsons, upright citizens brigade, the prisoner, sports rise, sports nite, The Chef, Ab Fab, Upright citizen brigade, Who's line is it anyway, Strangers with Candy.

Books:

Johnny got his gun, catch 22, True Believer, Loretta and the little fairy, my 25 years w/ the Phila Flyers, High Fidelity,Infinity welcomes carefull drivers, Better Than life, Hey Rube, My Life My Tapes the autobiography of Special Agent Dale Cooper, Catcher in the rye, the alchemist.

Heroes:

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My Blog

Phuck Phaith

Ahhhh Ahhhhh help, can't breathe, need air, choking, choking, can't breeeee......................(insert flatline sound here)It's so fucking sad. A team with a bullpen that is bullshit shouldn't have ...
Posted by PHILLY SPORTS BREAK MY HEART on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 02:23:00 PST

I kinda have Phaith

    totally weird! I am the cities most cynical sports fan EVER. But for some reason I still have phaith. I am not defeated by this loss. Tomorrow @ 1pm we will bury my grandparents. Bo...
Posted by PHILLY SPORTS BREAK MY HEART on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 04:58:00 PST

Take a ride on "suck my wake"

Things that can "suck my wake"-awesome people dying painful deaths-living without cable with T-minus 1 week till hockey starts- BFF's who have their head shoved so far up their ass they can't realize ...
Posted by PHILLY SPORTS BREAK MY HEART on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 10:17:00 PST

Painful In Philly

As taken from NHL.comPainful fall for PhiladelphiaJohn Kreiser | NHL.com columnist Feb 16, 2007, 12:30 PM ESTSimon Gagne and the Philadelphia Flyers are on pace to drop 46 points in the standings fro...
Posted by PHILLY SPORTS BREAK MY HEART on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 01:38:00 PST

My 100th post

I'm in college now. It's so weird I never thought I would go to school again. I'm being forced to, or paid to, what ever way you want to look @ it. I don't think it's that bad. But i'm only taking one...
Posted by PHILLY SPORTS BREAK MY HEART on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 03:34:00 PST

HEY "FLYER FAN" WHO KEEPS MAILING ME ABOUT MY FLYERS BACKGROUND

    I CAN'T SEND YOU A MESSAGE UNLESS I'M YOUR FRIEND. YOU ONLY EXCEPT REQUESTS FROM PEOPLE YOU KNOW. LET ME IN LET ME IN
Posted by PHILLY SPORTS BREAK MY HEART on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:07:00 PST

I saw the spring in the wintertime.......

    In pain.... back hurts... went to er... back hurts... I went to the ER and I was an 8 on the pain scale. It hurt really fucking bad. I got x-rays done, which hurt as well. I had to ...
Posted by PHILLY SPORTS BREAK MY HEART on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 02:12:00 PST

Beatallica vs. Beer Pong

Which do I love more... ok BEATALLICA. for those of you who doen't know it.... get to know it. They mix beatles & metallica songs SEAMLESSLY. Such hits and Sandman (done to  the music of taxm...
Posted by PHILLY SPORTS BREAK MY HEART on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:05:00 PST

John Hickey, The Bout and the Cute boy

Hickey was awesome awesome awesome. They didn't play standin' on the verge, but i got over it because they played cosmic slop. I met a very very cute there. So cute I danced w/ him. So cute i made out...
Posted by PHILLY SPORTS BREAK MY HEART on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 11:15:00 PST

Peeping Tom

Oh Mike Patton I love you!!!   This CD fucking rules. It's got awesome beats with vocals that are as smooth as my pick up skillz. The whacky lyrics and choppy timing that I have come to know and...
Posted by PHILLY SPORTS BREAK MY HEART on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 10:45:00 PST