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I Beat My Bergina Like it Owes Me Money

About Me

I VOLUNTEER FOR A GROUP CALLED PAWPRINTS...PLEASE ACCESSS OUR WEBSITE TO GET INFO, MAKE DONATIONS, FOSTER OR ADOPT...THANK YOU! ALSO, IF YOU ORDER ANYTHING THROUGH AMAZON.COM BUT GO THROUGH OUR WEBSITE TO ORDER AND USE THE LINK THERE WE GET A % OF THE PROFITS FOR OU ANIMALS!I'm all grown up, still touching myself in weird places. I love to laugh more than anything. I love to be outside; hiking, running or just relaxing. I love all animals and my biggest dream is to retire and run an animal sanctuary. Nature is my God; My body the gate; Kharma the key. Sometimes I wake up with my pants around my ankles and a lump on my head. My husband says it's sleep walking but I think it might be aliens. Great friends and family are all you'll ever need in life. I live simple and hate owning too many possessions, they clutter your house and your mind. I will never stop trying to enlighten myself. I will never stop trying to get a tan. I have a real problem saying the word bergina. Saying it, writing it, loving it; seriously I have a problem. Music is everything to me; guitar, piano, banjo, fiddle, singing, writing, listening and loving every minute of it. I have a wonderful husband and we gave birth to a little girl named Kyla Cash Dilts on September 20, 2007. She is my saving grace and inspired me to be a better woman. Other than that I like to spend thursdays rolling around in flour trying to find a wet spot and the rest of the week just trying to learn and live good.I also like to refer to my asshole as "The Ring of Fire" after I eat spicy foods...I love Johnny Cash that much, oh yes that much.I GOTTA THREE LEGGED DOG, BUT I CAN STILL GET HIGH....

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

CHRISTOPHER FUCKING WALKEN!!!! Johnny Cash, Stephen Moyer, David Duchovny, a gay eskimo, Chuck Norris...he doesn't need a weapon, he is one...the guy in the purple leotard who plays saxophone in the concert scene from Lost Boys... I would love to be able to sit down and pick Maya Angelou's brain. And someday I hope to meet my Dad again... RIP. I've already met MC Hammer so basically my life is complete.

My Blog

Ah Well

Whiskey, gin will be the death of himI won't let it be the death meWe were supposed to walk together Let it tear and let it weatherBut now I seeThat I love you as a friendAnd maybe it's time to let it...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Dec 2009 00:55:00 GMT

I Hear You

Hey I hear you..,,I understand in all of my being,these wants and these needs to be owning and seeing All things around you&to smell and to lust&to take part in the killing, understand what is usthe m...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jun 2009 05:12:00 GMT

The Beast

There is a beast inside of me&Dear Lord I know it needs to feed.Dont you dare laugh at the devilThis demon inside of mePlease save me Lord&ohJust believe. I dont have no one&I just want to be someon...
Posted by on Sat, 09 May 2009 02:54:00 GMT

Deep Thoughts...By Treacy Dilts

I often think that maybe bugs are aliens.  I mean, they look like aliens.  And maybe we should be kinder to them and try harder to communicate to stop a possible future war of the planets due to misco...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:50:00 GMT

Things I Miss In PA

The way that Funk always laughs so hysterically at some of the worse jokes she's ever made....The way that Weezie takes her pants off when shes had just one too many...Me and Jason having sex in the l...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 23:50:00 GMT

Sometimes I Talk To God

Sometimes I talk to God, mostly reviewing my days events Apologizing for how sinfully dirty my socks getAsking for my husbands safe returnConfessing that I'm not sure my kid will make to her second bi...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 23:37:00 GMT

You Beautiful Thing

These city streets, barefeet and stoneAnd yet I knew I was not aloneWhen I watched the sunset on your eyesYour innocent dance to my surpriseKept the rythm with the mothers hipsThe wind blew kisses to ...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:47:00 GMT

Yesterday Defines Me

Today I complained and was selfish I looked at yesterday and found I had no reason to be so Tonight I will wash my face of all my tears and worries, my petty woes Tomorrow I will live in appreciation ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 03:39:00 GMT

How To Masterbate In A Telephone Booth Shaped Shower

1.  Put baby down for nap or to bed 2.  Get in to small, telephone booth shaped shower 3.  Lather me up and smack me like a fat girl 4.  Curl in to tight ball on floor of narr...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:25:00 GMT

More Thoughts While I Smoke

There are worms everywhere on the ground Should I step on them?  Do they bleed?  Nope. If my dog eats worms will she get worms? I’m an idiot.  A real fuckin’ idiot.  O...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 20:17:00 GMT