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About Me

Dooms cming for us all and well hell... I'm worried and excited all at once, how much doom? Only your under taker will be able to tell for sure. I use to write on a damned diary site for a while then went on to writing s and m erotica. Couldn't deal with it when too many incest, rape my daughter stories were requested. I love being dominant and all, tieing up and hurting, but raping your own child makes me sick. As i said before. the doom shall come.

My Interests

Kink, stink, unt der monkey doom, the end of date rapists and rapists in general. where are the vigalantes? Doom the tresspassers to the knife. Also writing and drumming.

I'd like to meet:

Somebody that will make it okay...

Music:

Fishbone, Clutch, Lamb of God, Tom Waits, Skip James, Slayer, Bad Brains, DK, Dead Milkmen, Anal Cunt, Dinah Washington, Prince.... yeah thats right. Prince. He's a fucking genious, and hes not gay! Pantera, Bjork, AFI, And i'm getting more and more into Sweed metal.

Movies:

Cemetary Man... if you have never seen this movie, then... well shit, its the grail of zombie movies. The direction is amazing, and the writing. Its actually really well done, and in my opinion, an awsome love story. Other than that, Casablanca, Man bites dog, Killing Zoe, and anything with Gary Oldman.

Television:

Damn the set... Evil in box form... Drug for the already fucking stupid...If they would only cancel the history channel and various surgery shows I could stop watching forever...

Books:

Where to fucking start... All Kurt V., Bukowski, the Dune series is great, and the preacher books. Best book ever? Either Slapstick by Kurt, or Women or Post Office by Buk.

Heroes:

The lead from Man Bites dog, so classy yet so socio. Old crazy homless men... some day... someday... Nick Cave unt Tom Waits... Why must I have dumb monkey hands? Dark Heart... Kill de Care Bares!!! Bukowski... Bottle to the grave... And Sammy Davis Jr. Come on! He Sings, tap dances, plays drums trumpet and piano, plus did awsome gun tricks! W/ one fucking EYE!!!!

My Blog

Best fucking man ever? Perhaps.,.

Just sat down after working more than your dad would brag. Just made a drink more powerful than the bad heroin going around (kill them fucking junkies... kill em dead!), just made some life decicions ...
Posted by Claudio Van on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 09:33:00 PST

I can and will kill the world!!!

Pictures of your mother have brought to mind my oldays my oldays of baning moms. Yes children, i was a mom fucker for a brief couple years. Kelly, my dear old lady, she was 36 when we met, through the...
Posted by Claudio Van on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 10:17:00 PST

Forging myself back into a man...

Apperantly, at some point in the last couple years i dropped my amazing powers of not showing emotions. Its led to several situations of me upsetting people because i get much more heated in con...
Posted by Claudio Van on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 08:53:00 PST

Better than the furture...

The norm for generations was minor physical difference. Everyone ws considered equal. Everyone had a chance. but not now. I've read various writing of the past where they said that ...
Posted by Claudio Van on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 07:20:00 PST

Were we ever so young? Did I even think this would work? And what the fuck ever happened to me?

Its been 7 years friends, readers, and morlocs... I've spent the years after high school trying my damndest to be a musician... why? because i'm fucking dumb. i'm fucking use to running away and now t...
Posted by Claudio Van on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 11:14:00 PST

Elvis, Cromags, Punk and fucking Coolies!

Drinking, its simple... theres little ritual involved unless your a hooting moron. Its natures perfect drug. Sweet or salty, tart or sour. Stronger than a bull cock down your throat. All your fine bur...
Posted by Claudio Van on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stroll to the edge of the WorlD... (Chap.4)

ROAD TO... The hot road shimmers making mirages for dust devils to dance through. The engine on this fucked up Ford is starting to steam a little in the heat. Nothing but a strip of black top, ...
Posted by Claudio Van on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stroll to the edge of the WorlD... (Chap. 3)

END TO THE MADNESS "Oh god help me! Please if your listening just help me this once! OH GOD PLEASE! They wont stop till I'm dead! I cant stop I cant! I dont have any choice!!! The sickness is in my...
Posted by Claudio Van on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stroll to the edge of the WorlD... (Chap.2)

LOVE ETERNAL Olivia and Walter walked through the tall grass Through the tall grass to the large oak tree The same tree where years ago they had made love And that love Walt had said would last ...
Posted by Claudio Van on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stroll to the edge of the WorlD... (Chap.1)

CHAP. 1 CHUCK Now check this guy out here. Chuck. Nicest guy I have ever met, see him swagger over to the jute box, happy as can be. Slides in a few quarters, hits the songs, songs he knows wil...
Posted by Claudio Van on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST