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Vampire Gorilla

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About Me

Hi, I'm Tom and I'm a Delawarean. I have lived here for most of my life. I like it here for the most part although it can get a bit boring from time to time. I keep myself occupied with myspace and the local music scene. These DE bands are pretty darn good if you ask me. So are some of the MD, PA and NJ bands and thankfully they come and play in DE too. Anyway, when I'm not myspacing or head banging I'm probably at work (of course there is also a chance I might be sleeping because I love to do that too). My job really sucks but it pays the bills for now. I clean offices in the evenings. Not a real glamorous job but like I said it pays good. I tend to dabble in a little bit of everything so chances are I'm probably into something you like too. Have a great day and thanks for checking out my page.
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Oh mighty one, we raise our noses to you blocked and unblown, send the handkerchief O blessed one that we may be wiped clean.
Atchoo!
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My Interests

Music,movies,blumpkins,driving,sleeping,shopping,gaming,read ing, Duncan Hills coffee....

I'd like to meet:

People,aliens,ghosts,fictional characters,mythological creatures...pretty much anybody.

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Beyond

I have seen Yith and Yuggoth on the Rim, And black Carcosa in the Hyades; And in the slimy depths of certain seas, I have beheld the tomb where lieth Him Who Was and Who Shall Be; and I have flown Astride the shantak or the byakhee Where Kadath in the Cold Waste terribly Bears up her onyx-castled crest unknown. I have conversed with seer and archmage In glacier-buried drear Commoriom, And traced the maggot-eaten parchment page Of tomes that Tsathoggua carried from Dim vast Cykranosh. I am no more sane, For too much horror burns away the brain.

(by Lin Carter)

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Music:

Pretty much anything from Agent Orange to Zappa.
Dagonian Doom Metal
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Movies:

I LOVE movies! All kinds.Some of my favs are: Gleeming the cube,Office space,Big wednesday,Dune,american psycho,dudes,future kill and many,many,many more.

Television:

Sports,CSI,Myth Busters,Ghost Hunters,Dirty Jobs,NCIS,Law & Order SVU and CI,House and whatever else I happen to stumble across.I have no regular tv schedule.

Books:

Robert Jordan(the wheel of time series),Clive Cussler,H.P. Lovecraft,Clive Barker,Frank herbert(dune series),Dean Koontz,Stephen King,Michael Connelly,James Patterson,John Grisham, Quill-Weave (the paths of the doomstones series).There are many different types of books I like.

Heroes:


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Hacksaw Jim Duggan

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Tricky Dick

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Milton Waddams

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

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ORTT!!!

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