Kellie - ProfilesArchive

About Me

************************************************************ *********Hi. I'm Kellie
I'm just like everyone else: Hi, I like to party and have fun. If you want some action give me a call.
I went to high school. I am a girl. tee hee.
I have nothing intelligent to say. What can I say, I'm naturally blond, tee hee.
I hope anyone who just read that can tell that it's just DRIPPING with sarcasm.
Which is the way I like it.
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I am Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??
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adopt your own virtual pet!
************************************************************ *********If you want to contact me...
Here are my messengers: AOL IM:rainonsunday678
Yahoo:rondie678
MSN:[email protected] (looks funny, promise it works.) Or there's always the chance you might have a need to hear my voice.
In that case call this number: 801-820-4032.
If I like you, then I'll answer.
Seriously, though, call it. You might like it. Might.
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My Interests

General General General
MUSIC!!! and..... MUSIC!! I would do anything for music. To be a part of it, to make it, to listen to it, to influence it, to be influenced by it... ANYTHING.
I like to hang out, I know how to have a good time, I like to ski, run, bike, hike, camp and pretty much anything that you can think of that's outdoorsy.
I also like a lot of stuff that's indoorsy. Like rocking out a shows (especially at my own), playing video games (anyone up for a mario party?), reading, inter-web surfing, coloring in coloring books, writing, listening to music, expanding my mind, and watching adult themed cartoons.
I loved my baby, Rilo, I know she's still out there somewhere. God bless my favorite terrorist.
Two words: Vee-Dub

I'd like to meet:

Kiss My Axe Layouts

Music:

Music Music Music Music
I like music. Ok, If you know me then that's an understatement. But there's not enough room in this tiny box for me to elaborate, so I'll just leave it at that. I'm sure your imagination can't even muster how bad it really is. (and INFECTIOUS it is, too!!)
I'll listen to anything that is what I consider musically qualified, I like to think that I have pretty good taste. Those who know me know I might be just a little obsessed.

Movies:

Movies Movies Movies Movies
BACK TO THE FUTURE I, II, and III... LORD OF THE RINGS I, II and III... Ninja Turtles, II and III... (I think I must have a slight trilogy fetish...) Pump Up the Volume, That Thing You Do, Catch Me If You Can... 300... Requiem for a Dream... The Yellow Submarine... The Lion King... Uptown Girls... Ever After...

Television:

Television Television
Aquateen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, Homestarrunner.com, Everybody Loves Raymond, Fat-pie.com, South Park, Spongebob Square Pants(No matter what anyone tells you, Spongebob is DEFINITELY not a kids show), Invader Zim, and ARTHUR (and I say hey!!)

Books:

Books Books Books Books
The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Wasted, Homesick, Secret Window Secret Garden, The Pet Sematary, Beatrix Potter Collection, Ella Enchanted, A Rat's Tale, Running with Scissors, Lord of the Rings, Watership Down, Time Windows, the Hobbit... All 7 Harry Potters... Book of Mormon...
ask me, I'm an open book!!

Heroes:

Heroes Heroes Heroes
First and foremost...Myself.
Also Michael J. Fox, Billy Joel... Add Christopher Ender Carrabba, too!

My Blog

@> Paisley...2...3...4...<@

It's coming. They're coming. My hydrogen peroxide of thought is bubbling, bubbling into sublimity. How can I tell? The paisley.The paisley marches in... slowly... one by one they filter themselv...
Posted by Kellie on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:35:00 PST

Grey would be better.

Remember being about 5 or 6 years old and learning that there was an opposite to everything? Hard v. Soft, Light v. Dark, Happy v. Sad? I don't know about you, but such a discovery felt so fulfilling...
Posted by Kellie on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:17:00 PST

Label Me a Hippie?

Who the fuck do you think you are? I have far more important things on my agenda than writing off anything that threatens a falsified sense of security as a mere stereotype. Maybe you should dri...
Posted by Kellie on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:03:00 PST

R.isking A.ll G.reat E.xpectations....

Let every fucking waterdam break now because it will eventually bring the calm that I'm looking for.Let every drop I cry turn to poison, destroying all five senses.Let every cop let their dog loo...
Posted by Kellie on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 02:25:00 PST

Who couldnt possibly enjoy a day such as this? :)

Good evening everyone! :)I just wanted you to know that I love life.What's wrong, don't you?!I wake up in the morning just to hear the sound of traffic and to see the beauty of the inversion. I ...
Posted by Kellie on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 09:10:00 PST

Little House on the Prarie

In a dream,We're sitting crosslegged on the bare dirt floor of a very old building that stands alone in the middle of a meadow. Our legs and bottoms are probably getting very sandy, but we don't...
Posted by Kellie on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 07:31:00 PST

Scared of Everything.

The red blood cell count in my body is deteriorating. There's no disease, no infection, they're just... disappearing. It probably has something to do with my heart not functioning properl...
Posted by Kellie on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 11:22:00 PST

Fait tes bonnes reves

I am falling. I am dreaming. I look straight in front of me and see for a moment the reality that everyone else lives in. I blink once, it is still there. &n...
Posted by Kellie on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:13:00 PST

ANALOGY IV: TYPES OF BAD KISSERS

Hey! Any of these seem Familiar?I started posting these bad kissing analogies back in 2004, but needed to make amendments. Pinkerton, this is because you told me to add that one from awhile back...(Ma...
Posted by Kellie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

(NEW!!!) Think He Should Have Been Fired?

This poem was written to me by a coworker after we went out to a normal lunch.Have you ever met a person that you wanted to fuck the moment you laid eyes on them? You walk into a room or see someo...
Posted by Kellie on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 06:06:00 PST