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joe crane

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me


Unlike the homogenous clones, I'm in to earth tones, birth stones, and errogenous zones.

Yo. I'm Joe. 20. Living the dream in Columbus, IN. Haha. For real though, I work at the new hotel in downtown Columbus. The Indigo. Not a bad gig at all. I am a cook in the kitchen and I enjoy it. I also enjoy making/listening to music, making/listening to films as well. Not currently in college. I do hope to go back to college in the future. Completed one year of graphic design/multimedia courses, and 2 years prior to that of multimedia communications in high school. I really dig it. I really want to work in the film biz. Editing, directing, or producing. I'm down to talk to anyone about anything.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Billy Corgan, Isaac Brock (oh wait a minute...i HAVE. Still, it'd be nice to do it all over again), Jason Schwartzman, Andy Kaufman, Charles Bukowski, Connor Oberst, Jonas Akerlund, Hubert Selby Jr., John Lennon, Jesus, Lil Jon, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Will Ferrell, John Belushi, Clint Mansell, Myself, Jimmy Chamberlin, Dave Grohl, Jared Leto, Mark Mothersbaugh, Chevy Chase, Melissa Auf Der Maur (to hit her in the face, punch her in the glasses oh no), Andy Dick, Quentin Tarantino, Pauly Shore, Jon Lovitz, Jack White, Edward Norton, JJ Abrams, Gus van Sant, Jay-Z, Rev. Run, Daron Aronofsky, Dan Boeckner, B-real, Seth Rogen, and you.

My Blog

Songs everyone on my friends list should hear.

So I feel like sharing with everyone. I'll go through my whole itunes library and post what songs I enjoy, and that you all need to hear. No particular reason. Just boredom really. And I hope some of ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 04:54:00 GMT

Armageddon

So I was looking through my photobucket today, and on one of the last pages I found the pictures from the Garden of Armageddon.
Posted by on Fri, 23 May 2008 09:52:00 GMT

Shut up.

Yo ho! The distant shore!Yo ho! The distant shore!Oceans never listen to us anyway,Oceans never listen to us anyway.And if I fall into the drink,I will say your name, before I sink.He says your name o...
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 10:16:00 GMT

funniest shit ever. i cried when i read this.

So, I was looking at my old xanga site, and found this instant message convo between me and Shayne that took place on December 9, 2004. ...just read. Its totally worth your time. I was the most ridicu...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 02:12:00 GMT

Zeitgeist Review

So today in the middle of my search for a new job, I stopped by Circuit City and purchased Zeitgeist. Up until then, I had restrained myself from listening to/hearing about 'Tarantula' because I wasn'...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 04:12:00 GMT

Now what?

California. T-minus 378 days.Finally going to school.
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:55:00 GMT

Dear diary...

So, I'll give whoever reads this the run-down of yesterday and today. Yesterday, I pick up Chris and we head up to Indy to stay at our friends apartment and do a little partying for mine and Ben's bir...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 15:45:00 GMT

Custom concern for the people...

Message read on the bathroom wall says 'I don't feel at all like I fall.' And we're losing all touch, losing all touch building a desert.
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 01:19:00 GMT

Crazy

So, I woke up about 2 pm today. And I went downstairs to use the computer and get something to eat. My dad was cleaning the computer room listening to a song that went 'Don't bogart that joint, my fri...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:00:00 GMT

By autumn, I'll be gone.

As many of you know (or don't) I went to Pittsburgh last week to see my good friend Jeremy Albert (Albot) graduate from college. It was a fun trip, and I met some cool cool people while there. I just ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 01:18:00 GMT