IM AN EVIL PICKLE.
MY FATHER WAS A CUCUMBER, MY MOTHER WAS A MIXTURE OF VINEGAR AND SPICES. I AM THE BASTARD SON OF PRODUCE LOVE GONE HORRIBLY WRONG
I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO EAT THE OCCASIONAL TOENAIL
I LIKE TO TORMENT PEOPLE JUST BY EXISTING.
FEAR THE PICKLE RAAAR
DONT THINK PICKLES ARE SCARY?!?! WATCH THIS VIDEO THEN TELL ME IM NOT TERRIFYING.
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