Count Chocula

i like chocolate, marshmallow ghosts, in fact i like marshmallow ghosts so much i stick my ghoulish chocolate dick in them every night. i don't know how my hair looks because i can't see my reflection in my chocolate mirror, my castle is made of chocolate. i bet its pretty bitchin though. in my spare time i like to skateboard and catch some waves on my surfboard. only at night though. otherwise my board would melt. if you wanna catch me i'll be at the pizza shop at the boardwalk. the band crystalshit is my life.