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Veronica Fake

Took mama nine months to make it

About Me

Gender-bending illusionist. Stats: 6'7"(in heels); 38DD; 30" waist; 42" hips; flaxen or raven-haired and blue-eyed. Quite commonly assumed to be pre- or post-op, but merely precise imagery made of sugar, spice, naughty and nice, corsets, padding, silicone, lots of makeup, keen outfits and all that is sexy! Gorgeous.Confrontational. Witty. Virgo. Affectionate. Chatty. Nouveau bitch. Comical. Asshole. Objective. Stern. Moody. Aquainted. Sincere. Wry. Mystical. Flirtatious. Extroverted introvert. Optimistic pessimist. Blunt. Cynic. Retro-sexual. Mindful. Motherly. Critical. I promise to be upfront, yet polite, while maintaining my imcomparable sense of humor.Get Your Own Voice Player Manage

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My Interests



I'd like to meet:

Talkers, rawkers and gawkers......... Friends. Family. Boyfriends. Girlfriends. Dates. Diners. Photographers. Artists. Kinks. Admirers. Wallflowers. Geeks. Tramps. Directors. Actors. Producers. Cosmetic wonders. Event planners. Celebrities. Musicians. Models. Lovers. Artistically inclined and sexually explosive individuals and personalities that communicate superbly, are highly emotional, passionate, have great hair and maintain a sense of style (not just for one gender). You scratch my ass and I'll scratch yours! Myspace Backgrounds

Music:

Let's see...Lords of Acid, My Life w/ the Thrill Kill Cult, A.R.E. Weapons, Le Tigre, Miss Kitten, Ladytron, Erasure, New Order, Depeche Mode, The Smiths, Diamanda Galas, Deee-Lite, Patsy Cline, Linda Rondstat (spanish albums), Dinah Shore and Washington, Peggy Lee, Jo Stafford, Jai, Amanda Ghost, Dirty Sanchez, Avenue D, The Faint, Basia, Fischerspooner, Madonna, Lauryn Hill, The Streets, Jai, PJ Harvey, Erykah Badu, Antony and the Johnsons, Skinny Puppy, KMFDM, Laibach, Nitzer Ebb, The Orb, Sade, Kraftwerk, Fanny Pack, Lina, Kristine W, Portishead, Traci Lords, Goldfrapp, Cibo Mato, Pretenders, B-52's, Siouxsie. Lavay Smith and her Red Hot Skillet Lickers, Arielle Dombaselle, Ingrid Lucia, Spalding Rockwell, Eartha Kitt, Billie Holiday - the list goes on and on...

Movies:

I love film...especially if it is trashy, sexy, mythological, controversial, witty, independent, amateur,etc. Some of my favorite movie makers are Coppola(any of them), Solondz, Burton, Waters, Ritchie, and the best of course being the one and only Pedro Almodovar. Oh yeah, retro porn, drag film, trashy documentaries, teenage theatre, anime, camp, kitsch...name it, I'll watch it. Love the leading ladies of film past - Davis, Crawford, Turner, Monroe, Tierny, Grable, Leigh, Bacall, Taylor, Kelly, etc. I've got 61" of TV screen all to watch it on.

Television:

Movies! Movies! Movies!

Books:

Magazine junkie - BUTT, Allure, W, Vogue, Elle, Bazaar, V, WWD, GQ, Details, Out, Advocate, InStyle, Interview, SPIN, Paper, Detour, Riviera, 944, FLAUNT, the list is endless.

Heroes:

People from my colorful past.

My Blog

DRAG RACE for SD PRIDE? Yes! Please contact me for details...

Okay, so let's say Dykes on Bikes is being nixed from the SD Pride parade this year...and being replaced by a DRAG RUN. I am officially the 1st volunteer and need about 29 other queens to COMMIT to th...
Posted by Veronica Fake on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 11:52:00 PST

I am an SDMC member...please read.

YES! I am indeed a member of the San Diego Men's Chorus. Whooda' thunk it? I new this quarter and decided I can lend my talent of singing (from years past) along with our group in conjunction w/ San ...
Posted by Veronica Fake on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:27:00 PST

I like dolls...go figure.

"Yeah, I'm not gay..but I like dolls." Ha ha ha! I think back and for coming out at 19 years old, how could I not known at the ripe age of 7-8 years old when I would do miscellaneous chores for neighb...
Posted by Veronica Fake on Sat, 26 May 2007 12:48:00 PST

Making out is a workout.

I read this really exciting excerpt on study from written for an Indian periodical called the Mumbai Mirror [INDIA TIMES NEWS NETWORK] >>>Kissing can help you lose weight, relax, express love, boost y...
Posted by Veronica Fake on Thu, 24 May 2007 03:05:00 PST

My current musical obsession: Amy Winehouse

I FUCKING love her!!!! ...
Posted by Veronica Fake on Wed, 23 May 2007 01:21:00 PST

Oh, Annie! Tell me something I don't already know...

Love this video - she looks divine and the embodiment of what I might perform on a stage - hot! ...
Posted by Veronica Fake on Tue, 22 May 2007 02:11:00 PST

Veronica's Secrets - Part One.

Secrets? I have no secrets only skills developed from years of practice. On the other hand, I do possess what many an editorial might call "beauty secrets". I am happy to share my tips and tricks with...
Posted by Veronica Fake on Tue, 22 May 2007 12:43:00 PST

How much is that doggy in the window?

I woke up to an imaginary cellphone ring and it was my friend Steffen who was calling. He was so excited to remind me that I was on the same waiting list to receive this beautiful genetically engineer...
Posted by Veronica Fake on Mon, 14 May 2007 10:53:00 PST

The Devil Wears Nada....

Yes, it is totally a terrible spoof/skit from the MTV 2007 Awards but a fantastic title....for........PORN! You know that shit is gonna end up on a DVD case for either a homo or hetero adult film.Homo...
Posted by Veronica Fake on Mon, 07 May 2007 10:53:00 PST

Cara Mia!

Ladies and gentleman, flattery at it's finest:This entry may impose a little embarrasment upon the individual I am about to expose........but in a way that illuminates her bold, curious and mega-thoug...
Posted by Veronica Fake on Fri, 04 May 2007 01:10:00 PST