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Forty Foot FurbyForty Foot Furby TapeSelf ReleasedForty Foot Furby shake and puke the true sickening fervor of what was once called rock and roll. The duo puts to shame 99% of the roll and the rock bands today who have at least twice the members. Hyperbole this extreme may sound off putting yet reason exists for these imaginative flights.The two piece, Ervin and Dave, are the ultimate and zenith of cover bands. They transcend such a concept as “cover” because the two bludgeon “popular” and sacred cow songs. They interpret tunes into absurd awkward comedic gymnastics while simultaneously pulling out the dark and dirty subtleties hidden within the composition.Dave plays the bass, yells militantly and sometimes switches off on drums. Ervin plays evil guitar and also plays drums. The two approach the roll and the rock concept as Lo- Fi deconstructionists, yet with caterwauling fun instead of heavy handed pretension. The two are theatre without theatre forcing Becket to wait for Godot for a change.“We Got the Beat” starts the tape rolling. A happy, creeped out ghost child’s voice introduces the song. The Go Go’s tune is reduced to skuzzy, pornographic fuzz rock. The funny thing is the words are not dirty. The song is pulled inside out.The sacred Hendrix cow is slaughtered with their rendition of “Foxy Lady.” The song is a crashing (anvil) heavy metal bellow. Furby takes the sex out and forces the latent violence out. The song’s original negative space is stabbed with what most people will take as the wrong kind of feedback, that high piercing tone. The song goes all giggles at the once sexed up “Here I come baby/I’m coming to getcha.”The Hendrix cover directly segues into Mudhoney’s “If I think.” The two throw mud all over the angst fueled shenanigans, out fuzzing and buzzing Mudhoney.Prime U2 is also submerged into Furby tactics. The politico lyrics are reverted back to yelping components of language, just the primal confusion of syllables. The bass has a dark river feel. Bono’s histrionics are slapped and the edge’s guitar style is completely non existent.Even their fellow Georgians, Collective Soul are kidnapped and copyrighted into subversion. “Shine” is a propulsion of bass and raw drums. The shouting of the song is turned into hardcore. The lyrics are bellowed killing the hippie alternative nightmare. They bring out the primal guttural ritual chant. Collective Soul, whom have Christian tendencies, are revealed as the pagans the band failed to be through their massive corporate cocaine denial. The creepy child voice makes a fart joke at the end of that wrong kind of feedback, which rears out of the murk again.Forty Foot Furby don’t just rock. They know the rock ballad. Poison’s “Every Rose has its Thorn” is given freedom to be a country song before kicking into high voltage dynamics. The vocals have that twang that Bret Michaels was not allowed to do. His record company probably thought that would be too much poison or be sissy. It feels like David Allen Coe is in the room, obscenities and shouts about cowboys!The tape is choking full of warped intentions. “Love is a battlefield” finally lives up to its title. “Patience” is made impatient by busting out Axel Rose’s inner drug slobbering child. David Allen Coe is the psychiatrist!The lone original among originality is “Theme from the 40ty Foot Furby.” The song has the creepy kid singing with some riff action sludge pulled from Metallica’s And Justice for All album.This self titled release is probably one of the rarest releases to find because of the DIY obscurity. This hard to find quality makes mystery and mystique. What the hell does this band mean? The most original music is hardly ever heard. If one can track down someone who knows someone who knows someone in the band, jump and shout, plot to get this fucked up psychosis of beauty, pillage and fun!Matthew D. Proctor spends his days and nights involved in shady, esoteric rambles while conversing in heated debates with William Blake. He also plays dissonant, discontent music in two outfits against the invisible paradigm.People with Open Minds and Holes in their lungs...peeps who arent afraid to be themselves and dont give a Fizzity fuck what the rest of the world thinks!STRAIGHT EDGE VEGAN HARDCORE KIDSMETH ADDICTS NEED HELP TOO!!!!Playing music with Ian from (Mugu Guymen) new rocking band on the way... as well as Rocking with the Remnants of The King Congregation minus the crumby Crackhead non-driving ego maniac.... we will rock you !!!!!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DRUM CORPS!!!"Scud missiles aimed at your brain with a severe infectious disease being performed by two maniacs on a pound of Angel Dust..." DJ Surf VIBE magazine...Erv and i are just 2 longtime friends from "The Atlanta Music Scene", We are down like 4 flat tires on a Pinto!!!! we go balls out everytime we play and our repetoire consists mostly of cover songs the way that they should be played... almost completely undecipherable live... living la vida mocha, trying to get to the sugar in all you fine young ladies britches...more fun than smearing jam on your ears and being tied to an ant hill... we'll drink all your booze...party til the break of dawn cause we're always on... half the time we don't even know where, who, or what we are so we just roll with it... hell we are so damn drunk it just don't matter anyways, fuckin - A dude fur is hotter than Georgia asphalt in the middle of August!!!!!! the furby will make you laugh so hard you'll piss in your girlfriends pants... and we'll be having so much fun dancing and singing ... that you'll beg us not to stop playing EVER!!!!!!!!! and if we do you'll empty you and your friend's bank accounts out just to get us to play it ONE more SONG!!!!!
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Member Since: 6/10/2004
Band Website: phenomenon.org/fff
Band Members: dave and erv (is on 4 year cruise around the universe... so i am in need of an untalented drummer who doesnt give a fuck about time signatures or keeping the music "tight")... send all inquiries to me [email protected] .... GOOD LUCK !!! you'll need it!!!! but yeah you probably couldn't hold a candle to erv's musicianship so why even bother??? stay at home eating yo mama's cooking and dont even think about trying to fuckin rock this shit....
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Influences: James Brown Isaac Hayes Donovan, L L Cool J, Deer Hunter, King Khan & the BBQ show, american heritage, celephais, Ladies Night, Ostinato Grove, The Beach Boys, Dead Guy, Ministry, Nine Inch Nails, Depeche Mode, Lou Reed and the velvet underground, Roxy Music, Fear, The Crystal Method, Buzzoven, Jody Whatley, Taylor Dayne, Paula Abdul, Madonna, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Tiffany, Debbie GIbson, Patti Smith, Kate Bush, Tori Amos Ani Difranco Alvin Lee & Ten Years After, Joe Walsh, The Oxes, Don Caballero, Shudder to Think, David Bowie, Pet Shop Boys, The Orb, The Happy Flowers, God's America, Double Penetration 69, Al Green, Marvin Gay, Chuck Berry, The Rolling Stones, Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band, Killdozer, The Melvins, Boyz2Men, Peter Frampton, Stevie Wonder, Flipper, Drive Like Jehu, Lustre King, Akarso, The Black Blacks, The Dust brothers, Sweep the leg Johnny, Big'N, Da Jesus Lizard, Television, Captain Beefheart, Dread Zeppelin, Led Zeppelin Lez Zeppelin El Vez, Crain, The Mentor's, G.G.Allin, Wings, Ravi Shankar, Yes, Harlow Wilcox and The Okies, The Didjits, Infidel Castro, Duane Eddy, The Dead Milkmen, Queen, Supernova, Al Green, Airoes, Sounds From the Pocket, Pitchfork, Squirrel Bait, Zoroaster, Mazzy Star, Big Black, Portishead, The Care Bears, Barbie and The Rockers, Jem, Waylon Jennings, Dudley Moore, Michael Bolton, Glass Tiger, Ice - T, Brian Adams, Rick Astley, J. Lo., BackStreet Boys, Lay Down Mains, Liz Phair, Retconned, Captured by Robots, Chet Atkins, Melt Banana, Isis, The Queers, Rapeman, Creedle, Hot Snakes, High on Fire, The Flying Luttenbachers, Zandosis, Mastodon, Picasso Trigger, Butt Trumpet, Elvis Hitler, Polvo, Les Paul, The Sonic Youth, Sheryl Crow, The Blame Game, Mile Davis, Charlie Mingus, Barbara Streisand, Phil Collins, Earth Wind & Fire, Old Skull, Sonic Youth, Dick Dale Scatman Carruthers, Guns-n-Fuckin-Roses, Fugazi, The Doobie Brothers, Social Distortion, Bad Religion, Sam I Am, Mudhoney, The Foo Fighters, Iron Butterfly, The Cure, Gene Loves Jezebel, The Violent Femmes, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, The Dead Kennedys, Alice Donut, Doctor Dre, Snoop Dogg, Shabba Ranks, MC 900 Foot Jesus, KMFDM, Haircut 100, Pretty Things, The Go-Go's, Sleater Kinney, Rancid, The Waitresses, Rick Springfield, ZZ Top, The Minutemen, Wire, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Mother Love Bone, Sound Garden, Pearl Jam, Hater, Green River Monkey Wrench 7 Seconds, BOLD, Warzone, Youth of Today, Gorilla Biscuits, His Hero is Gone, Scotum Grinder, From Ashes Rise, Manchurian Candidate, Burnt By the Sun, Earth Crisis, Hate Breed, 311 Bad Brains, Michelle Malone, Indigo Girls, R.E.M., The B-52's, The Smithereens, Guadalcanal Diary, Pylon, Love Tractor, Frank Zappa, Survivor, ToTo, Prince & The Revolution, Morris Day & The Time, Janet Jackson, Appolonia 6 Michael Jackson, Reebie Jackson, Jermaine Jackson, LaToya Jackson, Action JAckson, Reggie Jackson, Andrew Jackson, Maynard Jackson Maynard Ferguson The King Congregation, Ice Cube, MC Ren, Easy E, Too Short, Master P, T.I., Aliyah, Shaneece, Tribe Called Quest, Digable Planets, The Beastie Boys, Eminem, Moby, BT, Sarah McLaughlin, Emmylou Harris, Rabbit in the Moon, Slowearth, The Veronicas, The Tyrades, The Carbonas, Gentlemen Jesse & his men, The Chemical Brothers, Deeee-Lite, Parliment Funkadelic, MC Shy D, Steely Dan, Tar, Song of Zarathrustra, The Dismemberment Plan, Shiner, At the Price of the Union, Sound Tribe Sector 9 LCD Sound System Scout, Horse Thief, Car Vs. Driver, Freemasonry, End of the Century Party, Assuck, Deicide, Coral, Seaweed, Helium, Blonde Redhead, PJ Harvey, The Breeders, The Pixies, EMP, New Wave Dyke, The Dismemberment Plan Discordance Axis, Lush, My Bloody Valentine, Universal Order of Armageddon, God Head Silo, Dinosaur Jr., Les Savvy Fav, Converge, Cave In, Cavity, Piebald WeedEater, The Sound of Music, Scratch Acid, Neal Young Jack Johnson Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young Korn Saliva Staind, Puddle of Mud 3 Doors Down Collective Soul, The FOo Fighters, Scream The Holy Rollers, Lung Fish The High Back Chairs Pitchblend The Eggs, One Spot Fringe Head Doc Hopper any bunch of white boys who smoke tons of dope and play reggae and think they are the coolest, And last and most definitely not LEAST some stuff on stink finger records
Sounds Like: Killdozer meets The Melvins after a three week Heroin binge in New York's Lower East side then you flew home and you took a quarter sheet of acid and woke up in and old Saturday morning show by Syd & Marty Croft and your brain is being Pummeled by a giant H.R. Puff-n-stuff... With a bass and a set of pedals 14 tiers HIGH... along with some Maniacal break beats that will get you off your Honkey Tonk BoDonkadonk
Record Label: Frog's Mom's label
Type of Label: Indie

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