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Patsy

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am a 36 year old model/ party animal...DAMN You HELLO! Magizine for leaking my true age,ignore the 84 year young...., i love fast cars, fast men, and plenty of stoli....currently on vacation with Eddy and her little Troll Saffy in the Congo...

My Interests

Stoli of course, Cigs, Joints, Pills, Needles...but no Acid, had a bad trip once, thought i was Eddy... oh god Eddy...is that a BEEEEEEEEEEEEEE??!!!!???

I'd like to meet:

I prefer to have someone quite hideous, you know, to make me really shine darling....i would like someone,... you know, big hair, a bit of chunk in the mid-section, and god awful dress sense...sorry Eddy....

Music:

Techno Beats and Raves...oh and how could i forget....My fist hitting Saffy's Skull....

Movies:

Ab-Fab: The Movie

Television:

Ab-Fab and those bitches at the Golden Girls Ranch

Books:

I am too fabulous to read....

Heroes:

Captain Morgan, A Dead Bubbles & Mic Jager Baby!!!