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About Me

things you may never guess about me... i used to be a carpenter (like jesus!). i used to drive a dump truck. and i own a tackle box, dickies coveralls, a toolbelt, and powertools to boot! (I'm the son my step dad never had and the lesbian my mom never expected)likes: mimosas and $5 cheese pizzas at holiday club on sundays. joke telling. laughing, always. the howling noise princess makes when she's dreaming. honesty, even if it stings. new music. new people. skateboarding with my d.o.g. roadtrips. a good cry. sleepy eyes. poppers out the window. vacations. chinese food in and movies on dark days. ambiance. the words "indeed" and "apparently". sarcasm. witty people. pet names like "boo bear" or "punkin" or "butter cup", especially "sweet pea". ghost stories and paranormal activity. steve erwin (r.i.p.). mullets. hiking. jogging til i can't breathe (less then a mile). the ocean. the mountains. my friends (which have been carefully selected). my intuition cause it never fails me. camping. spooning. the way christmas lights look when covered in snow.dislikes: bad first impressions. princess farts (even though she wags her little nub immediatly after). non-constructive thinking. jeans wedged up asses. a sobbing cry. posers and others of the sort. drama. shallowness. absent fathers. organized religion. flakes. conservatives. yuppies. wrigleyville in general. KANKLES. bad teeth. bad breathe. gum popping/ers. and much much more!

My Interests

people watching. noticing resemblances between dogs and their owners...and usually laughing to myself about it. watching drama unfold as long as I have nothing to do with it, or my friends. pondering thoughts of why lara would do that to my laundry. napping. and then napping some more. being tickled, but not intesely. spooning. being spooned while napping. being tickled to sleep. having dance parties by myself (people are welcome as well). watching selina flirt with the Subway boy when she knows she's not gonna get it for free. laughing at myself and at you and anyone else I can. telling jokes first thing in the morning. good times good laughs good people.

I'd like to meet:

cliff jumpers. underwear snatchers. compulsive laughers. joke tellers. spooners. people with dogs. someone who likes long walks on short piers. sunsets and wet sand in your underwear. or all of the above.
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Music:

Broken Social Scene, Seagulls Screaming Kiss Her Kiss Her (thank you Selina), PJ Harvey, Scotland Yard Gospel Choir, Bjork, Billy Holiday, J5, Pharcyde, Postal Service, Blonde Red-Head, Sleater Kinney, LeTigre, Tribe, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By, The Vulgar Boatmen, Any Reggae, Cat Power, Mazzy Star, B&S, jet, the Cure, Depeche Mode, Gorrillaz, Tori Amos, Guru, Flaming Lips...and much more!

Movies:

Invisible Children

In the spring of 2003, three young Americans traveled to Africa in search of such as story. What they found was a tragedy that disgusted and inspired them. A story where children are weapons and children are the victims. The "Invisible Children: rough cut" film exposes the effects of a 20 year-long war on the children of Northern Uganda. These children live in fear of abduction by rebel soldiers, and are being forced to fight as a part of violent army. This wonderfully reckless documentary is fast paced, with an MTV beat, and is something truly unique. To see Africa through young eyes is humorous and heart breaking, quick and informative - all in the very same breath. See this film, you will be forever changed. Donnie Darko, Happy Accidents, Adaptation, Bowling for Columbine, Sex and Lucia, Say Anything, Happenstance, Dancer in the Dark, Dirty-Pretty Things, What Dreams May Come, Jesus' Son, Talk to her, Amelie, Heaven

Books:

Breakfast of Champions, or anything written by Kurt Vonniget, Middle Murphy, House of Spirits. Tipping the Velvet.

Heroes:

all my friends for being my family and my therapists.

My Blog

prom pictures

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Posted by ego stroker on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 04:56:00 PST

deception at its best.

Karma is a sum of all that an individual has done, is currently doing and will do. the thing about deception is that you never quite get away with it. karma is the ultimate revenge. Rarely situa...
Posted by ego stroker on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 03:31:00 PST

a wonderous miracle

the science of sleep. a brilliant film. absolutely loved it. magestic. so we are leaving the theatre and we happen across two foxes running down the street. in the middle of chicago. explanations plea...
Posted by ego stroker on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 12:30:00 PST

the year for travel..

Christmas- stayed at an inn in a hodunk town in the middle of absolutely nowhere in a blizzard. new years- working in coat check at sound bar with my fourth favorite person. January 13- Gurlesque Burl...
Posted by ego stroker on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 01:48:00 PST

traveling times...

so this upcoming year is going to be filled with traveling! this is the reason I work three jobs. Traveling is my solution to resolving feelings of bitterness in regards to living in this fucking weat...
Posted by ego stroker on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 07:15:00 PST

mad libbs.

I ____ you. You have a nice______. You make me _______. Youshould _______. Someday I will ______. You + me =________.If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. Iwould build a _______ jus...
Posted by ego stroker on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 11:57:00 PST

I love little pussy

I found this song in a nursery rhyme book. what do you think?? I love little pussy, Her coat is so warm, And if I don't hurt her Sge'll do me no harm. So I'll not pull her tail, Nor drive her away, Bu...
Posted by ego stroker on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 04:08:00 PST