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P II R

Official Website of His Grace Paul Colvin, 16th Duke of Dirtycunt

About Me

Winner of the Premio Rigoberta Menchu for Service to the Indigenous Peoples of Guatemala.CLICK HERE to listen to F on BlogTalkRadio.com!..

My Interests

Baseball, Cats, Hobo Matters, Asian Boys, and collecting museum-quality Victorian and early 20th-century wicker furniture.

I'd like to meet:

I never know what to say in these things, I mean how do you sum yourself up in a paragraph? Let's see firstly I'm looking to meet people that are funny, funnyness is very important to me with friends or people I date. I get along better with people who have a good well rounded sense of humor, it helps me to bond. I like reading, baseball, cooking, writing or playing video games in my spare time (I count the gym as work, not a spare time activity). I'd like to meet people that are smart also, i.e. capable of holding up their end of a conversation on anything from nursery rhymes to the current state of the Likkud party.I dig white and asian guys. White guys are fun to look at, but I only date asians.

Music:

Zladko Vladcik, Sublime, Miles Davis, The Dead, The Bryan Gosselin Project

Movies:

Not so into movies, they tend to bore me. I'm much more of a book person, except for that "lord of the rings" shit which is horrible as a movie or a book. Ayn Rand could have inserted a pen into her anus and scratched out a more entertaining tale upon the I-10 between Tucson and El Paso.

Television:

Dallas, baseball and anything about Nazis

Books:

Top 5: Midnight's Children, Atlas Shrugged, Godaan, The Russian Debutant's Handbook, and the Pillars of the Earth

Heroes:

Karl Pilkington, Larry David, Digger Barnes and Gabriel Mrad

My Blog

re: the fate of Heath Ledger’s corpse

kooalapuss=Paulpeasweasmourad=Alecs(I have not doctored this in any way)kooalapuss (2:35:12 PM): i wonder how hot his corpse looked?kooalapuss (2:35:38 PM): you totally would have F'd his dead body.pe...
Posted by P II R on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 07:24:00 PST

The Quotable Alecs

"Will she get turned on if I like play with her vagina?" -05/15/05
Posted by P II R on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So most of my friends are, well different

Here is a normal email I just received from a friend who wishes to remain unidentified: lol.. cat turds work okay, but I've moved on to human feces. You can sculpt human shit into all sorts of u...
Posted by P II R on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Retarded Ulysses: page 1

Strapping, pumped Paul Colvin came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. Navy soccer shorts, untied, were sustained gently behind him by the mild mor...
Posted by P II R on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dr Smith's Birthday Lunch

So Ive decided that Id like to have Indian for lunch, said Dr. Smith as he walked into the lab holding a half eaten del taco egg burrito in one hand, and a bottle of 4-aminodiphenylamine in the ...
Posted by P II R on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Uhoh, looks like there's another war in our future

uhoh
Posted by P II R on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

John Ashcroft

So John Ashcroft is currently in the intensive care unit of a DC area hospital, he's been diagnosed with a severe case of gallstone pancreatitis. I'm not a religious man like Mr Ashcroft, but if I we...
Posted by P II R on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Marcello got me pregnant!

Just thought you guys would like to know that Marcello got me totally pregnant. He came to visit me in LA last weekend, and we drank an entire bottle of Grand Marnier and started in on some Vodka and...
Posted by P II R on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST