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| View Show | Create Your Own......THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS!!!A WOMAN WHO DOESNT SMOKE, DOESNT DRINK, LIKES COMIC BOOKS, LIKES VIDEO GAMES, IS INTELLIGENT, HAS PRETTY FEET, HAS A NICE BODY, CAN MAKE GOOD SPAGETTI, SWALLOWS, WILL LET ME LICK HER BUTT CRACK, WILL LICK MY BUTT CRACK, WANTS TO TRAVEL, HATES PEOPLE, LOVES MOVIES, KNOWS WHO UNICRON IS, WANTS TO HAVE SEX AT LEAST 3 TIMES DAILY, CAN HANDLE MY COCK IN WEIRD PLACES, DOESNT MIND ME THINKING ABOUT HER MOM WHILE IM HAVING SEX WITH HER, (BONUS POINTS IF YOU LET ME CALL YOU YOUR MOMS NAME.) LIKES TO TRAVEL, AND HAS COMMON SENSE. THATS THE KIND OF GIRL I NEED IN MY LIFE AND UNTIL I FIND HER I GUESS I'LL JUST JACK OFF AND HUMP FAT WHITE CHICKS. ITS A SAD LIFE REALLY BUT SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT. P.S FUCK ALL MY EX GIRLFRIENDS. I HOPE YOU ALL GET AIDS IN YOUR EYEBALLS AND DIE. I HOPE A ONE LEGGED DOG HUMPS YOUR DEAD CORPSE AFTER YOU COMMIT SUICIDE FROM BEING A DEPPRESSING TURD.Imagine youre born into a race of ass wipes that wake up every morning and work as a paid slave for eight hours or more. Imagine your only joy in your turd of a life is that you get your morning coffee. Imagine you walk around saying stupid shit like not another Monday or happy Friday. Imagine you spend your free time gossiping about other peoples misgivings and your bullshit slave ranking in the corporate field. Imagine you meet another equally useless piece of human waste that you fall in love with and marry. Imagine you spawn idiot half copies of yourself that spend their youth drinking, smoking, fucking and doing all the stupid shit you did as a child. Imagine you get old and your balls sag or your breasts hang low. Imagine you look back at your hundred years and think to yourself............. I fucked up......... Imagine.......... And you bass-turds call me crazy. Im trying to tear this motherfucker down one intelligent thought at a time. SPECIAL NOTE! All you fake ass Paris Hilton look-alike bitches that wont dance with a nigga in the club........fuck you........guess what?........your future sucks...........its filled with piss stained diapers, wrinkled skin, and uncontrolled pooping........thats finedont talk to me........dont dance with me..........one day youll be old........i got time........i can wait like a spider..........when your old and rotting youll call me and Ill come over and bang you.........then Ill post your younger picture on my myspace page and brag about it..........and yes that is me giving Ronald McDonald a blow job........I always wanted to do that since I was a kidTHE REALIST PEOPLE I KNOWwe are not you...we are against you...we have very little need for your worldGOOD NEWS....NOW YOU CAN GET MY FIRST TWO CD'S ONLINE.....YOU CAN GET BOTH CD'S IN MP3 FORMAT COMPLETE WITH THE ORIGINAL COVER AND BACK ARTWORK FOR ONLY 5 BUCKS!!!! TWO CD'S FOR THE PRICE OF ONE! "SECOND CLASS HERO" AND "STRANGERS HAVE THE BEST CANDY"....SOME OF THE BEST AND FUNNIEST INTERLUDES YOUR EVER GONNA HEAR ON A RAP CD!!!