Muammar al-Qaddafi

My name is Muammar Abu Minyar al-Qaddafi. I am the leader of the Libyan Arab Republic. I took the reigns in September 1969, and have ruled this country with an iron fist ever since. I had some problems back in 1986 when Ronnie Reagan decided to launch an airstrike against me, but in recent years, I have kept a low profile and worked to help create unity among African nations. Back in the mid-nineties, I began experimenting with painkillers and have developed a strong affinity for Oxy-Contin. In my spare time, I like to play darts, write poetry, and get high.