Vote or Perish |
Fuckabee Who's Afraid of November Already?America While the Democrats in this country have come a long way, baby, committing to supporting either a woman or a ...
Posted by Fifth Avenue Gazette on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:18:00 PST |
A Scoundrel's Confession |
Scoundrel
I'm a wretch, a rake, a Lothario. I seduced another man's wife and I loved it. I am the worst kind of man, the kind of man who isn't really a man at all. I'm the kind of life that isn't fit ...
Posted by Fifth Avenue Gazette on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 05:03:00 PST |
Three Dead People |
Volume Ten, Issue 1January 2, 2007Three to end onWashington, D.C., and points east - So don't you know Gerry Ford's people are all pissed off? First of all he wasn't a real president to begin with. Th...
Posted by Fifth Avenue Gazette on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 10:32:00 PST |
On Being Asked to do "A Little Thing" |
The Little Thing Issue
Volume Eight, Issue 6October 16, 2006I've got a little something for you, tooHillcrest There are women, and you know who you are, who have no compunction about asking men (...
Posted by Fifth Avenue Gazette on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 04:33:00 PST |
New Lurid Email Scandal |
The Rick Santorum Issue
Volume Eight, Issue 4October 6, 2006Santorum emails "over the line"San Diego Rick Santorum, Republican Senator from Pennsylvania, sent numerous lewd emails to my dog while...
Posted by Fifth Avenue Gazette on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 12:31:00 PST |
Cigarette Butts |
The Cigarette Butt Issue
I drowned a litter of kittensInsensitivity for fun and diversion (with apologies to D.A. Kolodenko)
A few weeks ago I took a two-day trip to Oregon to go owl hunting and t...
Posted by Fifth Avenue Gazette on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 12:34:00 PST |
Help the Fifth Avenue Gazette Make $10,000 |
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Posted by Fifth Avenue Gazette on Fri, 05 May 2006 10:10:00 PST |
San Diego Sucks at Protesting |
The Boycott Issue
Volume Seven, Issue 1May 2, 2006A Day Without MuchSan Diego The much anticipated national boycott dubbed A Day Without An Immigrant passed into the darkness last night and as th...
Posted by Fifth Avenue Gazette on Tue, 02 May 2006 07:38:00 PST |
The Kim Jong-il Interview |
The Kim Jong-il Interview
Volume Six, Issue 747April 22, 2006Editors note Todays interview with Kim Jong-il, leader of the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea, is the second in a series of fi...
Posted by Fifth Avenue Gazette on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 09:25:00 PST |
Calling All Stalkers |
The Stalker Issue
Volume Six, Issue GoogleplexApril 21, 2006Nobodys Stalking Me San Diego I am very disappointed in you, all of you. I have been writing to you for seven months now. I have shown ...
Posted by Fifth Avenue Gazette on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 03:40:00 PST |
