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Rachel

Sooooooo Little Witch Hazel!

About Me

I am a professional makeup artist specializing in beauty and editorial looks. I do weddings,photo shoots,head shots fashion shows,TV/film work...basically, anywhere you need me I can show up with my brushes! I also love styling shoots and coming up with cool concepts to shoot. Feel free to contact me for rates and inquiries about work! You can also see my work at www.modelmayhem.com/cincityrachel ..Stone Temple Pilots - Sour Girl
Ex-Sailor... Ex-Girlfriend... Ex-Patriot... Jaded... Sadist... Masochist... Tattooed... Screwed... Loyal to a fault... Brutally Honest... Drunk... Perpetually Lonely... Not good for you... Slightly Insane... A real cut up... Cute as bee's knees... Finer than frog hair... Nutty as a fruitcake... A bad idea... Worrywort... Daddy's Girl... Demanding... Amoral... Deviant... Perverted... Impatient...»-(¯..v..¯)-» Design your MySpace with MyLook «-(¯..v..¯)-«
You Are 78% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?

My Interests

String Theory,Quantum Physics,Working Out,Beautiful men and women, Boxing, Kickboxing, Reading, Tattoos, Golf, Music,Body Modification, Making out, Killer sex,Laying on the Beach people watching, swift swats to the backside...Shenanigans,hanky panky, and hootenanies.Religion in general fascinates me,probably because I have none of my own. I would also like to learn more about philosophy and politics.

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I'd like to meet:

Liars and Cheaters.Hyper-fanatical religious people who shove their beleifs down your throat,unsolicited. Dumb ass marines. The guy smart enough to land a job as a meteorologist in San Diego. Soccer hooligans,mansionaires,glamazons,rock stars,porn stars,robot mimes,and people who live in glass houses. People who say what they mean and do what they say. People who can use the correct form of "your" or "you're",or "there" ,"they're" and "their". Shepard Fairey,Tyson McAdoo and Salad Fingers. I don't have a whole lot of true friends,but the ones I do have KICK ASS! Now if only we weren't scattered all over the world :(

Music:

Bloc Party,The Velvet Teen,Zero 7, Coldplay,Radiohead,Gorillaz,Jamiroquai,Nine Inch Nails,Jeff Buckley,The Prodigy,Beck,Fiona Apple,Muse, Cake,Depeche Mode,Daft Punk. I also enjoy going to see a good bluegrass or rockabilly show from time to time.

Movies:

Porn, Vanilla Sky, Clockwork Orange, The Godfather, Pi, Requiem For a Dream, The Professional, Snatch, 2001: A Space Odyssey...Hell...anything Kubrick ever did.

Television:

Da Ali G Show,Entourage,24,Nip/Tuck, Sealab 2021, The L Word,Lost, Weeds

Books:

House of Leaves, Memoirs of a Geisha, I Know This Much Is True, Life of Pi, Catcher in the Rye, Clockwork Orange, any Chuck Palanhiuk, David Sedaris, Augusten Burroughs. I'm gonna say this and then duck to avoid any flying objects...I hate Hunter S. Thompson books. They give me panic attacks. Waiting with baited breath for the new Paris Hilton book. I hear it's a shoe-in for the Pulitzer.
That's you!

If the world was anime how would you look? (This for my girls)
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Heroes:

Jim Henson,Bill Clinton,Chopper Dave, Che Guevara,The Dali Lama,Santa,Powdered Toast Man,The Loch Ness Monster,The Ambiguously Gay Duo,The Tooth Fairy,The Nerve Ending Fairy,Fairies In Assless Chaps,Anyone who takes it in the ass,Drag Queens that are hotter than Me,Ren,Sometimes Stimpy,Always Aeon Flux,Captain Murphy,Debbie,Jiggle Billy,Billy Bob Thornton,Billy Dee Williams,Billie Hoilday,Billy the Kid,Kid Rock(NOT),Kid A, Joe C, Ali G, Mini Me,Betty Page,Trent Reznor,The guy that invented the cheesecake,John Stewart,Craig Kilborn,Tom Brokaw,The Pussycat Dolls,Pussy Galore,Hell...any Bond Girl,James Bond,Bondage bracelets,Tiffany Braceletes,and last but not least...you poor girlfriend that puts up with your sorry ass every day.I am worth $1,840,720 on HumanForSale.com

My Blog

Living My Dream

So, this is it kids...I have decided to leave the corporate world of MAC and follow my instincts and dreams. I have decided to start working strictly as a freelance artist for weddings, editorial shoo...
Posted by Rachel on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 04:48:00 PST

Going green, my ass

Ok, so I am all for going green. I recycle, I use the cloth grocery bags, I try to use as little energy as possible. But a few things recently occurred to me. 1. why in the hell is it every time I ope...
Posted by Rachel on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:39:00 PST

I was kinda missing bartending, then I thought about this

Someone once pointed out to me the fact that there seems to be a micro-economy in the service industry. Restaurant workers take their tip money out to bars and clubs at night and give it to the barten...
Posted by Rachel on Wed, 23 May 2007 12:17:00 PST

My birthday (the PG-13 version)

Wow. I'm pretty sure I just had one of the greatest birthdays ever. Like not just greatest for me,but I mean like the greatest ever in the history of man..let me expound... For starters,the Thursday ...
Posted by Rachel on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:56:00 PST

Making A Movie Part III- That's a Wrap

Wow...what a ride! I finally got home from New Mexico about a week and a half ago,and I am SO happy to be back to civilization! (No offense to any New Mexicans) But seriously...that place reminded...
Posted by Rachel on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 05:28:00 PST

Making A Movie Part II- The Dogs of War

Wow. Tired doesn't even begin to describe it. Have you ever been so tired you couldn't sleep? That's what I have been feeling like these past 2 weeks since we have begun shooting the film. 14 hour day...
Posted by Rachel on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 08:47:00 PST

Making A Movie Part I

Wow...so much has changed so fast. And my days are sp packed now that I'm pretty sure an online diary is the only way I will be able to keep everyone up to date with all the random awesomeness/crazine...
Posted by Rachel on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 07:59:00 PST

Steve Jobs is my baby daddy

Did you ever have one of those dreams that is so vivid you can't seem to shake it after you wake up? Well last week I had one of those doozies,and I just thought I might share it with you all...By the...
Posted by Rachel on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 02:57:00 PST

A Poll

So a friend and I were having a nasty,depraved debate,and there was no clear winner. So, I thought,hey! Why not post a blog and get lots of random opinions on the subject! Basically,the subject matt...
Posted by Rachel on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 11:07:00 PST

K-Fed is stalking me

OK...so this weekend I was in LA visiting Ryan and we went to Firefly in Studio City for dinner and some drinks. Well...who do I see sitting at the table behind us? That's right...Kevin Federline,Mr....
Posted by Rachel on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 01:27:00 PST