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God

I hope you like my stupid painting.

About Me

I'm fucking GOD.

My Interests

Smiting. Phone sex. Ripping wack rappers straight out the cypher. War. Death. Destruction. Misfortune. Taking large amounts of meth and waking up next to an asian boy in a diabetic coma. You know... guy shit.

I'd like to meet:

No one. I already know you all. So stop touching yourself.

Music:

Mostly speed metal. I'm a big fan of Slayer.

Movies:

Movies are for the gays and you know I don't like gays.

Television:

World Series of Ski Ball Tournaments.

Books:

Anything but the bible for Christ's sake.

Heroes:

Rick Rubin. Nikola Tesla.