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ENGLISH, motherfucker! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?

About Me


"Correctamundo. And that's what we're gonna be. We're gonna be cool. Now Ringo, I'm gonna count to three, and when I count three, you let go of your gun, and sit your ass down. But when you do it, you do it cool."
Jungle Boogie (jules remix) by Tony_MontanaMe, I don't eat pork, first of all. Second, I'm in a transitional period. I was touched by the hand of God in the middle of some fucked up shit. Some mutherfucker with a hand cannon blasted out of the bathroom in the middle of a job, and misses me and vincent with all six fuckin' shots. The motha fucka was using a fuckin hand cannon, it was even bigger than him. You believe that shit? a fuckin' miracle! I'm just gonna wander the earth and get into adventures. You know, walk the earth, meet people... Like Caine from "Kung Fu."

There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

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"Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master.
"Look, do you wanna play blindman? Go walk with the shepherd. But me, my eyes are wide fucking open."

My Interests

Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwan into a glass motherfuckin' house fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass cuz I'll kill the motherfucker, know what I'm sayin'? I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs. All I wanna hear from your ass is, You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggers out and wait for the calvary which should be coming directly. Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces. I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

I'd like to meet:

A badder motha fucka than i. Oh - and THE LORD.

LAYOUT BY ANTONIO MONTANA

Music:

Westcoast G-FUNK! basically Any smooth groove that i can make sweet love to my ladies by.

Movies:

And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.

Television:

Fox Force Five

Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That show's called a pilot. Then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. Some pilots get picked and become television programs. Some don't, become nothing. She starred in one of the ones that became nothing.
Kung Fu, the Green Hornet, Batman, etc...

Books:

the holy bible

Heroes:

Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved.

My Blog

the best mother fucking scene from "Menace II Society"

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Posted by Jules Winnfield" on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 07:09:00 PST

I Coach junior Hockey, GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT MOTHER FUCKER?!

my latest interview, since i retired, ive been coaching junior hockey as you can tell from the mother fuckin video above. sit back and enjot mother fuckers....
Posted by Jules Winnfield" on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 10:40:00 PST

PULP FICTION: "The Short Version"

in the same mother fuckin tradition as "SCARFACE: the short version" and "CASINO: the short version" now heres PULP MOTHER FUCKIN FICTION: the mother fuckin short version"....
Posted by Jules Winnfield" on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 10:42:00 PST

Jules Painting. haha

Jules: "If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions."
Posted by Jules Winnfield" on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 03:10:00 PST

Trivia for PULP FICTION (taken from IMDB)

Trivia for Pulp Fiction (1994) Quentin Tarantino hesitated over the choice between the character he was going to play: Jimmie or Lance. He ended up choosing Jimmie's role because he wanted to be beh...
Posted by Jules Winnfield" on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 02:45:00 PST

Jules vs. Hannibal! dream movie.

Jules vs. Hannibal!! by Don aka don5_1999 Jules Winnfield from Pulp Fiction vs. Dr. Hannibal Lector from Red Dragon, (Manhunter), Silence of the Lambs, & Hannibal. Can you imagine? *The dialogue ...
Posted by Jules Winnfield" on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 02:36:00 PST