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Tommy DeVito

That's me. I'm the Oklahoma kid. You fuckin' varmint. Dance. Dance. YAHOO, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

About Me

What's really funny is, the fucking bank job away in Seacaucus. I'm in the middle of the fucking weeds laying down. He comes over and says, what are you doing? Rags to Riches (Goodfellas) by Tony_MontanaI said, I'm resting. Here, you're resting? Go to the fucking beach or the park. I said i'm rest-- I know I'm resting. I'm resting. They pull me in, they start giving me all kinds of questions, you know, this and that. He says, oh, so what are you gonna tell us, tough guy? I said, my usual, zero, nothing, I tell you... The fuck.He says no, you're gonna tell us something today, tough guy. I said alright, I'll tell you something, go fuck your mother. Bing, pow, boom, bing. You saw the paper, Anthony. My head was out like this, the prick. So now, I'm coming around, you know, all I see in front of me, this big prick again. He says, oh, what do you wanna tell me now, tough guy? I said, bing, what are you still doing here, I thought I told you to go fuck your mother. I thought he was gonna shit. Pow, boom, bing. The fuckers. I wish I was big just once. Big cops.

My Interests

Wacking no good pricks

I'd like to meet:


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She's prejudiced against Italians. Can you believe that? In this day and age, a Jew broad, prejudiced against Italians!

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Jimmy the Gent

Music:

Frank Sinatra and the Ratpack.

Movies:

Mean Streets
Goodfellas
Casino
Raging Bull
the Departed
My Cousin Vinny
8 Heads in a Duffle Bag
A Bronx Tale
Scarface
Carlitos Way
Donnie Brasco

Television:


The Fuckin Sopranos. I heard that prick spider changed his fuckin name and moved to fuckin jersey. haha he goes by the name of "christopher moltisanti" or some shit like that now.

He's still a rat, his whole fuckin family were RATS.

Books:


Oh I like this one... One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guy's sayin', "Whadda ya want from me?'

Heroes:


the REAL Tommy Devito - Thomas DeSimone

My Blog

the Joe Pesci Show

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Posted by Tommy DeVito on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 09:28:00 PST

the Billy Batts/Stacks/Spider Situation

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Posted by Tommy DeVito on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 08:52:00 PST

"Funny How?"

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Posted by Tommy DeVito on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 08:54:00 PST

Because im a WISEGUY.

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Posted by Tommy DeVito on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 10:02:00 PST

"As far back as i could remember, ive always wanted to be a gangster"

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Posted by Tommy DeVito on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 08:52:00 PST