About Me
My name is Vic Vega, "Mr Blonde" was an alias given to me for a simple bank heist. I'm a professioinal thief and a sociopath. I spent some time in prison and my parole officer is Seymore Scagnetti and that guys is a fucking asshole. He won't even let me leave the halfway house. Joe Cabbot treated me well while I was in prison, sending me packages and whatnot. When I got out he put me on a job with a group of strangers and we had a rough time robbing a jewelry store. I figured it was a setup when the cops showed up so quickly after the alarm was set off, so I kidnapped a cop and I wasn't very nice to him.
"Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get."
"Either he's alive or he's dead, or the cops got him or they don't."
"Are you gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"
"Yeah, bam-bam-bam-bam-bam. I told them not to touch the fuckin' alarm, they did. If they hadn't a done what I told them not to do, they'd still be alive."
"You ever listen to K-Billy's Super Sounds of the '70's? It's my personal favorite."
"I don't like alarms, Mr. White."
"Wow, that was really exciting... I bet you're a big Lee Marvin fan, aren't cha? Yeah! Me too! I love that guy."
"Hey Joe, you want me to shoot this guy?"
"Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch."
"Listen, if I was a butt cowboy, I wouldn't even throw you to the posse."
"You kids shouldn't play so rough, somebody's gonna start cryin'."
"Fuck 'em. They set off the alarm. They deserved what they got."
"I might break you in, Nice Guy, but I'd make you my dog's bitch."
"Alone at last... Guess what, I think I'm parked in the red zone."
"Torture you, that's a good... that's a good idea, I like that one... yeah."
"Y'all done? Have some fire, Scarecrow."
