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Tony Soprano

I wipe my ass with your feelings.

About Me

They go around complimenting me on my new shoes, tell me I'm not going bald. Do you think they really care? I'm the boss. They're scared of me. They have to kiss my ass and laugh at my stupid jokes.
There's an old Italian saying: you fuck up once, you lose two teeth.
All due respect, you got no fuckin' idea what it's like to be Number One. Every decision you make affects every facet of every other fuckin' thing. It's too much to deal with almost. And in the end you're completely alone with it all.
You wanna talk rules? You wanna talk all that old-school bullshit? Then remember this rule: I am the motherfuckin'-fuckin' one who calls the shots!
Every morning I wake up thinking, is today the day that one of my ‘best friends’ is going to dime me to the FBI? And a weak fucking sniveling, lying drug addict? That’s the worst kind of bet. The biggest blunder of my career is gone, and I don’t have to be confronted by that fact no more.
Log off, that "cookies" shit makes me nervous!

My Interests


The garish print shirts, the custom suits, the food, the cigars, those damn ducks, and most importantly, my family.

I'd like to meet:

Excuse me, let me tell you something... When America opened up the floodgates and let all us Italians in, what do you think they were doing it for? 'Cause they were trying to save us from poverty? No, they did it because they needed us. They needed us to build their cities and dig their subways, and to make them richer. The Carnegies and The Rockerfellers: they needed worker bees and there we were. But some of us didn't want to swarm around their hive and lose who we were. We wanted to stay Italian and preserve the things that meant something to us: honor and family and loyalty... and some of us wanted a piece of the action. Now we weren't educated like the Americans, but we had the BALLS to take what we wanted! And those other folks, those other... the, the JP Morgans, they were crooks and killers too, but that was the business right? The American Way.

Videos:
"Soprano Ohs:""It Was a Very Good Year:"

Soprano Family

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Music:


Classic Rock and Oldies, none of this Hip-Hop bullshit. The Rolling Stones, AC DC, Journey, Boston, Cream, The Eagles, Rush, The Police, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Johnson, Eric Clapton, CCR, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Dion and the Belmonts, The Moonglows, The Flamingos, etc.

Movies:


The Classics...The Godfather Trilogy, Goodfellas, Casino, White Heat, Donnie Brasco, Scarface, Carlito's Way, American Gangster, Gangs of New York, Things to do in Denver When You're Dead, The Departed, etc.

Television:


The History Channel, various war documentaries.

Books:



Heroes:


What happened to Gary Cooper? The strong, silent type. That was an American. He wasn't in touch with his feelings. He just did what he had to do.

My Blog

Back in Business

Sorry to all of you fans who had to witness the vandalism of my page. I was out of town and trusted this page to a dear friend, who in turn fucked it up. It was more of a practical joke than anything,...
Posted by Tony Soprano on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:31:00 PST