Murder; armed robbery of citizens, state banks, and post offices; theft of sacred objects; arson; perjury; bigamy and deserting my wives and children; inciting prostitution; kidnapping; extortion; receiving stolen goods; selling stolen good; passing counterfeit money; using marked cards and loaded dice; assaulting justices of the peace; raping virgins of the white race; statuatory rape of minors of the black race; derailing trains in order to rob the passengers; highway robbery; detaining and selling fugitive slaves; hiring myself out as a guide to a wagon train and receiving payment, then deserting the wagon train on the hunting grounds of the Sioux Indians; misrepresenting myself as a Mexican general; and long horseback rides through the desert with my amigo, Blondie.
"Whoever double-crosses me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing about Tuco."
"I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise. "
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting. "
"You never had a rope around your neck. Well, I'm going to tell you something. When that rope starts to pull tight, you can feel the Devil bite your ass. "
"There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in by the door; those that come in by the window. "
I don't like music. It makes me think of getting beaten up.
Yojimbo. Seven Samurai.
Rawhide, Deadwood.
Arch Stanton. One day, I hope to visit his grave at Sad Hill Cemetary.