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What Would Dashboard JeZUS Do?

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Accepting us as a friend signifies your intent to join this progressive church. Any attempt to leave our church will result in nightmares, hauntings, eternal damnation, etc., etc.

My Interests

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After a long morning at church, feel free to pick up an ice cold HE'Brew. Relax. I know it's Sunday, but it's the chosen one!!

Protect Your Little Minions With These New and Improved Armor of God PJs!!! How Much?? Oh, Come ON!! Can You Really Put a Price on This??

Frosted Godly Charms...They're Blessedly Delish.

AND NEW...

Christ Krispies

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FREE Crucifix in Each Box!!
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Gourmet Communion
...Comes in All New and Exciting Flavors:

+ Blood of the Damned
+ Flesh of the Innocent
+ Fresh Squeed Virgins
...and the Ever Popular Masticated Messiah.

Win Eternal Salvation if You Find the Virgin Mary in "Your Box." For the Low Price of Only $7.77

Jeez-Its...They're Heavenly

Only $7.07

Christ Checks...Hmm, Hmm Good $7.77 a Box

Get Your VERY Own AuthentiK Crown O' Thorns

For Only $77.77. Only One Per Sinner While Supplies Last.

Amaze Your Friends With This Little Bathtub Delight!!

I'd like to meet:

Marriage by Mail $77.77

Music:

Jesus Built My Hotrod, Psalm 69

Movies:

The Exorcist, Jesus Christ Superstar

Television:

Big Love, Wonder Showzen, The reality TV shows...Who Wants to Go to Heaven, Your Soul or Mine

Books:

The Satanic Verses

Heroes:



My Blog

So...since you little people like reality shows...

I'm thinking about making my own. I'm thinking... ...Who Wants to Go to Heaven                       &...
Posted by What Would Dashboard JeZUS Do? on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 10:09:00 PST

Until Our Church Has a Tangible Home...Online Daily Confessional

        Please post your confessions. We'll respond with the appropriate retribution at our earliest convenience. ...
Posted by What Would Dashboard JeZUS Do? on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 05:15:00 PST

Enter here...

  Am I going to hell?  ...
Posted by What Would Dashboard JeZUS Do? on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 11:20:00 PST

How to make communion wafers go from OW to WOW

How to Spice Up a Communion WaferBy themselves, communion wafers are pretty vile. That would explain why they have to "sell" them with a free sip of wine. So the purpose of this experiment is to find ...
Posted by What Would Dashboard JeZUS Do? on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 04:20:00 PST