Why do I even bother adding stupid people? |
I have had it with people. I get it; you think you know a little bit about me because you read one or two history/philosophy for idiots' books. Ha Ha, no I have not yet found an honest man, no I am no...
Posted by diogenes on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 01:45:00 PST |
pondering the pointless leads to nirvana or a cupcake. |
Looking back at the year thus spent, I have come to notice that my meager life has proven fruitfull in it's fruitlessness. Less and less people are bothering me on a daily basis, my wife has cea...
Posted by diogenes on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 05:16:00 PST |
The futility of it all and why a dog deficating is smarter than GW. |
While sitting and doing nothing all day it dawned upon my human brain that the point of existing is to suffer or be free from pain. If pain is to live and live is to learn, then to not live is t...
Posted by diogenes on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 01:27:00 PST |
I despise humor! |
Why I despise humor:
Funny people irk me.
Smiling hurts my face.
Laughter is a tool of the devil!
What is so funny that I should smirk?
What is the point of the effort it takes to grin?
Comics...
Posted by diogenes on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 12:16:00 PST |
truth |
After much internal debate, it has finally dawned on my clouded mind, that truth exists outside of man. Looking for the honest man has been a waste of my time in that he does not exist in the ph...
Posted by diogenes on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 09:48:00 PST |
I have issues!!! |
My shrink says I need to open up, and let people in...I have a Psychiatrist because I think it is funny to say that I, Diogenes, philosopher, have a shrink.
He continues to tell me that my proble...
Posted by diogenes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Valentines day slaves! |
The other day I was lazing the day away and along came a woman selling flowers and chocolates. After scolding her for her futile attempts to convince me to purchase her goods, I came to fully realize...
Posted by diogenes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
label whores! |
As I sat on my haunches pondering the existance of being filthy, I came accross an artifact of mass consumerism, namely a Starbucks non-biodegradable venti cup. I came to realize, as I noticed a Starb...
Posted by diogenes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
