Anskimals |
I went up to Encinitas last weekend with the man that I married a few years ago for a big Father's Day bash that was, this year, ixnayed. I was going to bring my daughter, but I remembered that I don'...
Posted by Scarecrow Tom on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 03:42:00 PST |
Second chances |
Sometimes tomorrow's too late.
Posted by Scarecrow Tom on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:16:00 PST |
My friend Bill |
The Bill of Rights; the first ten Amendments to the United States Constitution.
Amendment I
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise ...
Posted by Scarecrow Tom on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 04:54:00 PST |
I use your eyeballs for dials |
TV SET...It seems as if everything that ever mattered I did alone, whilst everything that I did with someone else was like watching the TV set.
Posted by Scarecrow Tom on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 12:27:00 PST |
Ask me the questions, Bridgekeeper! |
Ok, Debbie, I'll return the truth-or-dare privelege! Each of you may ask me five questions...no, THREE questions...and I'll answer them. Since many of my friends are 14, the only answers that I c...
Posted by Scarecrow Tom on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 01:08:00 PST |
First Impressions |
Hmmm, I was just reminded...without fail, people who k-now me well tell me that what they first thought of me and what I'm actually like are completely different. Maskirovka! Perhaps I was soviet in m...
Posted by Scarecrow Tom on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 06:59:00 PST |
FLOXED! |
Tens of thousands of people are damaged by quinolone (Cipro, Levaquin, Floxin, Noroxin, etc.) antibiotics each year, yet nearly all those damaged remain undiagnosed or misdiagnosed. Some are diagnosed...
Posted by Scarecrow Tom on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 04:43:00 PST |
There's a bit of an edge to the air (or through my hair) |
Right! I did it. My roots are pining for their long lost split ends. " Oh, tress! Oh, lock! Why didst thou so forsaken me? Hast thou no shame, shear? Art thou but cold steel, with nary a shred of...
Posted by Scarecrow Tom on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 11:14:00 PST |
Open mouth, insert foot. |
Or, "How to make a fool of yourself in two easy steps." Can easily be adapted for the modhren man : 1. Hit keys 2. Press send.
Posted by Scarecrow Tom on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 08:26:00 PST |
Tom Swiftie |
OK, this one will be short; I'll end it right here in mid-
Posted by Scarecrow Tom on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 05:49:00 PST |
