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Nellie Oleson

I am here for Friends

About Me

Some notes:
To those I have requested: I did so because I collect interesting profiles and switch up my Top Friends themes. It would be fun if you could participate.To those who request an add: I'm picky with adding everyday humans. I visit the profiles of those who request an add and if you're non-skanky and interesting I'll add. You must be both. Don't take it personally but if you're boring I'm going to pass. If it seems you're big into collecting characters then you might get an add. It's not a guarantee.
Warning: if you have a page full of MySpace Whores and crap to that effect I won't even consider it so don't bother. If you're a MySpace Whore or MSW-wannabe, figure out that your self-worth doesn't live in your vagina and find something useful to do with your time. I will both pity and mock you and hope for your sake you can one day be as fucking fabulous as I am. HTH!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Elvis
The Pope


Who Should Paint You: Gustav Klimt
Sensual and gorgeous, you would inspire an enchanting portrait..
With just enough classic appeal to be hung in any museum! What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?
You're Totally Sarcastic
You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You?

Music:

Banjos.

Heroes:

Attila the Hun
My mom
Sally Struthers
Joan Rivers
Alexis Carrington
Omarosa

My Blog

Suburban Hillbilly Angst

Sharaya It must really suck to be 19 and in such faux angst. Of course, I'd be pretty pissed if I had to suffer in Kentucky. Yeehaw! What's up with these po...
Posted by Nellie Oleson on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 08:35:00 PST

Fuck off!

Don't expect me to blog. Don't expect me to check in. I'll be busy being a bitch somewhere so don't bother me.
Posted by Nellie Oleson on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 05:41:00 PST