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About Me

Hi folks. I'm butter. Most of you already know who I am and where I come from, so I'll skip all that. The reason I'm here on "MySpace" is to clear up an erroneous rumor. Far too long have I sat idly by and listened to countless charlatan dietitians spreading lies about my health. But no longer friends! The truth must be told. I am NOT unhealthy. I am NOT bad for you. I am NOT... (forgive me, its difficult to type these hurtful words)... I am NOT... junk food. :( I'm butter. Plain and simple. I'm not unhealthy... I am ALL vitamins baby. I got minerals up the wazoo! Plus I do an hour of cardio every day. Its true, my cholesterol is on the high side, but its the good kind of cholesterol. The same kind of cholesterol found in breast milk. I say, if its good for the kids, its good for everyone! And trust me, if I told you where those OTHER "healthier" substitutes came from, it would curl your toes. So please, stop believing the lies that you've heard. Stop shying away from me in the grocery store or at the movies. It hurts being your "guilty little pleasure". If you love me, don't be afraid to tell the world. I won't hurt you, I'll always be here for you whenever you need me. And please, always remember that Butter loves you baby.

My Interests

I love to bake! It's what I do best. But I'm not a one trick pony either. I also love to cook, I'm pretty good at sculpting, I like going to movies and going out to eat. I also love sports. Basically I'm just a fun guy who's up for anything. Ask me and you might be surprised at some of the stunts I was involved with in college!

I'd like to meet:

My soulmate! The one I'm meant to be with. I've been around, I've had all kinds of partners, sometimes we get along great, other times things go bad in a hurry, but I've never been with someone who makes me feel like it was meant to be. Someone who makes me feel like they're the reason I was put on this earth. I'm just looking for someone who will complete me.

Music:

I'm into hip hop, reggae, R&B, a little bit of pop (not the cheesy stuff) some jazz and blues. My favorite song right now is 'Butter' - Tribe Called Quest. Check it out when you get a sec.

Movies:

You won't find me at the cinemas much these days, but I still love hanging out on the couch with a big bowl a popcorn and watching DVDs with friends and family.

Television:

Yeah I dig TV. I've made a ton of appearances on the small screen over the years. Shows like "Full House", "The Fresh Prince", "The Cosby Show," "Leave It to Beaver," ect... I've pretty much done them all. These days I'm showing up all over the food network, you might see me making guest appearances on the Sopranos or 24 but most of my work is done in commercials.

Heroes:

My big bro Milk is a huge hero of mine. I wouldn't be here without you brotha!

My Blog

Why take the risk?

Hello again friends. Here's yet another warning about the dangers that can arise form ingesting butter "substitutes". Please, play it safe and stick to the real thing. As always, But...
Posted by Butter on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:04:00 PST

Butter is nutritious!

Butter is nutritious By DAVID OTTOSON Food For Thought Unless you have been living in a cave, you have probably heard that trans fats are bad for you. Hydrogenated and partially hydrogenated oils li...
Posted by Butter on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 09:28:00 PST

Beware: Death is looming in that litte tub.

Margarine is a major contributor to heart disease. In 1994, Harvard University researchers reported that people who ate partially hydrogenated oils, which are high in trans fats, had nearly twice the ...
Posted by Butter on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 06:28:00 PST

Friends, please stay away from "butter flavoring"

Please be careful out there people. This is no joke. Butter doesn't want to see you get hurt. Fatal disease from "butter flavoring" raises flags. The Associated Press Mult...
Posted by Butter on Mon, 01 May 2006 01:37:00 PST

Why Butter is Better

And you thought butter was bad for you? Silly people! One of the most healthy whole foods you can include in your diet is butter. "What?!" I can hear many of you saying, "Isn't butter bad for you? I t...
Posted by Butter on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 03:16:00 PST

Warning

THIS IS NOT BUTTER! I want to make it perfectly clear to everybody out there that just because it says 'butter' on the lable, doesn't mean that it actually is what it claims to be. Please use ...
Posted by Butter on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 03:04:00 PST