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About Me



HELL IS EMPTY, AND ALL THE DEVILS ARE HERE... -Shakespeare-..
"and besides you're probably holding hands with some skinny pretty girl that likes to talk about bands ....
and all i wanna do is ride bikes with you and stay up late and watch cartoons"

* * * * * "Some people never go crazy, what truly horrible lives they must live"-Bukowski - * * * * *
THINGS I LOVE....
hello kitty, playing marco/polo, when cranberrie and i have our 'eyebrow tweezing' parties and laugh until we pee, dan's green eyes and the fact he will sing me "two out of three ain't bad" when ever there is a microphone in front of him, sean john and kimora lee simmons ( just put it on the counter, i WANT it! ) the 3 lb. tubs of buttercream frosting my cupcake shop sells for $7.99 -deborah and her way-lesbian-haircut ( please just let it grow 3 more inches! ) my mom's homemade potato soup, 21 jump street, watching strangers eat those turkey drumsticks at disneyland ( how medieval ! ) people who sew, mani-pedi combos, remembering my cousin brian always showing me his canker sores growing up! ...gross! i love you brian!! , fabulous huge 2-shopping-carts-full splurges at the .99 cent store! hahaha, smeared red lipstick, hitting "21" ( i'm coming lori and lynette! ) speed racer and kimba the lion, camel toe, presents and cards from my sisters elizabeth and lulu - they fucking rock-n-shop! - jared leto, late night with conan o'brien, the fact that julie, kathy and i all wear the same nordstroms nightgowns, homemade corn tortillas, gumball machines with skittles, cheap whiskey and $80 tequilla, farmers markets and art shows, my brother-in-law / defense attorney loren, who will answer the phone while eating breakfast at denny's with us and ask " and what is the nature of your crime " ..and it's like getting busted with 18 lbs. of cocaine - and he's like "i can get him 2 years, max!" hahaha! - the beasty boys and vicki all cute and trampy, watching nancy grace, jillian barberie and joel osteen on tv, gina pole dancing on the trolly in the snow and holding elizabeth's hair as she pukes black into my favorite serving bowl, watching my nieces and nephews grow and blossom into people i only WISH i could be, blowing on dandelions, the flower necklaces that cranberrie makes me, getting drunk with kristine over the phone, frosting christmas cookies with naughty little "parts",getting ice cream dipped in chocolate or jamba juices after cranberrie is out of school, dan making me laugh so hard i cry in wal-mart, serial killer bio's and doc's - sock monkeys and sharing microwave popcorn with my beloved dog, sophia! =====
count down until cranberrie's suregery!


Myspace Countdowns , Love Countdowns at WishAFriend.com

Cranberrie will be having spine surgery this summer : ) she will be at CHOC Hospital ( Children's Hospital of Orange County ) in Orange, CA -- She'll be in ICU for the first few days, and then in the hospital for about a week or so.... once she is stable i am sure she will have her laptop, so be sure to send her lots of good wishes!

My Interests

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My Blog

Banana Sunflower Cookies : )

Happy Summer!***Hi Everyone! gosh, it seems like so long since i have blogged - funny how time seems to fly faster than you ever realize! Hope you all are enjoying summer as it begins - we spent a won...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:34:00 GMT

barbie's new dream house ...I'M SOOOO MOVING IN ; )

ok - who doesn't LOVE barbie! that bitch has had it going on for 50 years now*i don't care if her boobs AND ass are plastic - ( oh...and the fact that the ken she dates was in fact her BROTHER ...yes...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 22:37:00 GMT

far too excited about the k-mart layaway return : )

ok --- so i am watching american idol ( and i just have to say - very lame this season! ) and saw a commercial for the K-MART LAYAWAY ! oh-my-flashback-gawd! isn't this how every christmas was done...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 21:19:00 GMT

my cash for gold experience.... : )

oh... we all saw the funny cash 4 gold commercial during the superbowl - - - i almost died laughing especially over ed's gold hip replacement! hahaha : ) so i thought i would send in ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 10:55:00 GMT

my new blog... : )

hi everyone : ) well....i am attempting to start a public blog - dan got me the book the huffington post guide to blogging for christmas - and i am inspired - hahaha! i hope you all stop by it's still...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Feb 2009 12:45:00 GMT

superbowl sunday - janet's boob and cocktail wieners : )

ok - i know most of you are so excited to watch football today! honestly, i really have no idea who is playing. cranberrie is just excited it's"cocktail wiener day" *the commercials are fun oh god ! ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Feb 2009 09:14:00 GMT

PMS buddy - OH LORDY ! help has arrived!

oh sweet Jesus! so.... among all the crappy websites out there - i think i have found one that will perhaps just change the world : )  - and save a few relationships along the way too ! have ya hear...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 18:58:00 GMT

sophia

look what my husband dan wrote me....a story....There was a dog.The dog had a rough life.People were mean to her.People hurt her.Then somebody rescued her.But that somebody didn't love her.That somebo...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Nov 2008 10:45:00 GMT

the best song EVER!

ok - i just LOOOOVE this song! isn't it catchy? isn't it great? who's the band? i want this song on my ipod.i want the witty overpriced band shirt from hot topic. i want to throw my panties at the l...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 06:47:00 GMT

little things that make me happy : )

so....as most of you know - it has been a very challenging week at my house. yes...haz-matthe fire dept.and the police were all in my living room today. and i have just been feeling like i hate my ho...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 17:25:00 GMT