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matt

Wake me up when we get to heaven, let me sleep if we go to hell

About Me

A lot of people wont get no supper tonight
A lot of people going to suffer tonight

My Interests



This is probably the best thing that has ever happened, in history. When he starts hitting the cow bell, the universe will end and you and everyone youve ever known will cease to exist, so call your loved ones and say goodbye before 2:17. I cant express how much I love this video.

I'd like to meet:

Models, the naked bodies of which I will cover with hundred dollar bills and snort sherbet from.

Music:

Return to Forever, Van Halen

This one doesnt embed so you have you watch it on youtube. Go there now.

Movies:



Kubrick shot these night time scenes with a lense from a spy sattelite, which he had aquired and modified to attach to a movie camera. Its incredibly high speed (F0.2) allowed him to use only candle light for these scenes, and its very narrow depth of field flattens the image, making it appear almost like a moving oil painting. The results allow this film, in my opinion, to stand appart from other 'period dramas' with its uniquely intimate and authentic beauty.

Miiiiraaannndaaaaaaaaaaa!

Television:

Yeah, we're runnin' a little bit hot tonight. I can barely see the road from the heat comin' off of it. Ah, you reach down, between my legs, ease the seat back. She's blinding, I'm flying, Right behind the rear-view mirror now. Got the feeling, power steering, Pistons popping, ain't no stopping now! Panama, Panama Panama, Panama

Books:

Steinbeck, Arthur C Clarke, Webb Chiles, Eric Newby (RIP), Orwell...history books...Neil Strauss writes a good (funny) book. Pig City was great. Michael Lewis 'Liar's Poker' was fascinating.

Heroes:

2006 World Junior 9 Ball Championship runner up Ko Pin-yi