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Johnny Five

..You've reached the Party Line..

About Me

I am a 6'5", chrome with gold plating, robot. I was produced by NOVA with funding from the U.S. military. My 4 (deceased) brothers and I were "killing machines." However, I got struck by lightning and in a weird Frankenstein sort of way, I came Alive. I am also the first and original Johnny 5 on myspace, accept no substitutes!

My Interests

dance and romance

I'd like to meet:

the motherfucking terminator.

Music:

party rarty tarty

Movies:

Short Circuit(s), Mac and Me, Batteries Not Included, the Terminator, Cyborg, Deadly Friend, Transformers the Movie, WestWorld

Television:

smash it

Books:

"The Technology of Life" by Albert Schweitzer, "Life is Not a Malfunction" by Me, "We Got the Neutron Bomb" by Marc Spitz, Brendan Mullen

Heroes:

Megatron, the Terminator, HAL

My Blog

Johnny High Five

since it's been over a year since my last blog, here's something for you to read: what I've been up to: working like a fuckin laxative on getting Short Circuit 3: Input This! into production, getti...
Posted by Johnny Five on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this ain't yo father's Johnny Five, motherfucker

so I've been getting quite a few messages/comments lately talking all this trash about "you don't sound like yourself!" and "what's up with this new image?" and "this isn't the Johnny Five I grew up w...
Posted by Johnny Five on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wasted youth

I AM SO WASTED!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! INPUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!
Posted by Johnny Five on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST