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Ken

kensnarf

About Me

Hey my name is Ken. I'm 24 years old. I write and draw comic books as well as act, write,and direct movies for SOCIAL RETARD PRODUCTIONS. I'm a comedian.

My Interests

Comics, Music, Food, Movies, Having Fun,

I'd like to meet:

My Fans and any other poor schmucks that want to talk to me. And especially anyone else who hates Aquaman. That fuckers just lazy.

Music:

P!NK,Guns n' Roses, The Horrorpops, CKY, Blind Melon, Misfits, Ramones, Nekromantix,Billy Idol, Motorhead, queen, the independants, kiss, beastie boys, the who, the blues brothers, johnny cash, depech mode, joy division,sex pistols, the rolling stones, pink floyd, black sabbath, ozzy, danzig,him, no doubt, fishbone, maddness, oingo boingo,pat benetar,red hot chilli peppers,fleetwood mac,dire straits,white zombie/rob zombie,prince,madonna (older),genisis/phil collins,jack johnson,black flag, cheap trick, the pogues/shan macgowan,bob marley,the clash,jesus and mary chain, the cure,dead kennedys,Janis Joplin,Elton John, Ray Charles,Dido,Everclear,Teenage Head,Meatloaf,The Killers,Gnarkill,MaccLads,Run DMC,Elvis Costello, New York Dolls,

Movies:

Batman, Spider-Man, X-Men 1&2, Star Wars, Predator 1 & 2, Robocop 1 & 2, Memento, True Romance, Ghostbusters 1 & 2, Hellboy, Donnie Darko, Anything by Kevin Smith, Tony & Ridley Scott, and Quentin Tarantino, Phone Booth, Platoon , Superman 1 and 2, Anchorman, Caddyshack, blues brothers, fight club, devils rejects, house of a thousand corpses, a christmas story, walk the line, jarhead, sin city, teen wolf, jurrasic park 1&2, the professional, ghost dad, spaced invaders, domino, the outlaw josey whales,young guns 1&2, animal house, the good the bad and the ugly, free enterprise,the lost boys, goonies,gremlins 1&2, anything by sam raimi, dark city, blade runner,baseketball, alien 1-4, blade 1&2, anything by george a remero, collateral, the fly,freaked, from dusk till dawn,hulk, accepted,talledega nights,just like heaven,curious george,somethings gotta give,The Pursuit of Happyness,Monster House,Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1-2,Dirty Dancing, The Karate Kid 1-3,Sidekicks,Van Damme movies(older), SLC Punk, Children of men, Smokin' Aces, Big,

Television:

CSI, Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Miami Vice. welcome back kotter, war at home, futerama, batman (60's), he-man, thundercats, g.i.joe, transformers,the muppet show, fraggle rock, muppett babies, alf, super friends, brak, aqua teen hunger force, space ghost, quantum leap, married with children, cheers, lost in space, the hilariouse house of frightenstein, Harvey Birdman, robot chicken,newsradio, the critic, king of queens, the tick, webster, different strokes, knight rider, magnum p.i,teenage mutant ninja turtles,The A-Team, the munsters, groovie ghoulies, Veronica Mars, Speed racer,

Books:

A Prayer for Owen Meany, Jaws, It, I Am Legand, Wired, Belushi,Here's a list of the comics I read--- Batman, Detective comics, All star batman and robin, Batman confedential, Superman, Action comics, All star Superman, Superman confedential, Brave and the bold, Green lantern, Justice league of america, The Spirit, Shazam:the monster society, Wonder woman, The Authority, Wetworks, Wildcats, The Boys, Friday the 13th, A Nightmare on Elm Street, New Avengers, Mighty Avengers, Spider-man:Reign, Uncanny X-men, X-men, Ultimate X-men, Astonishing X-men, The Ultimates, Blade, Ghost Rider, Civil War, Thunderbolts, Wolverine, Wolverine:origins, Moon Knight, Punisher war journal, Onslaught reborn, Captain America, Daredevil, Eternals, Mythos,

Heroes:

Batman.

My Blog

MORGAN FREEMAN SEXTAPE!

Today the world was shocked when an amature sex video starring oscar winner Morgan Freeman surfaced. The video seems to have been filmed while Freeman was both on and off movie sets and features the a...
Posted by Ken on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 04:02:00 PST

Scariest Halloween Costume

The race for the scariest Halloween costume is over as I present to you the worlds scariest halloween costume. You can dress up as Hitler giving mustach rides to aborted spastic babies all you want, i...
Posted by Ken on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:19:00 PST

SPOOKY HALLOWEEN SIGNS PT2

Yeah so it's late...fuck you lol   ...
Posted by Ken on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:16:00 PST

SPOOKY HALLOWEEN SIGNS PT 1

Here are some truley scary Halloween signs you can put up around your house this season.  ...
Posted by Ken on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 02:29:00 PST

Fun Halloween Jokes For The Kids!

Here are some fun jokes you can share with the kids this Halloween season.Q: What do witches put on their hair?A: Scare spray! Q: What do they put in their vaginas?A: I have no idea. Bats? Q: When do...
Posted by Ken on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 04:48:00 PST

This Ape’s For You

This ape's for youHe's coming atchaThis ape's for youHe wants to love you
Posted by Ken on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:00 PST

Return From The Planet Of The Apes

Cornellius cornellius, i miss you apeI miss you apeI miss your toffee capeI miss your toffee cape, cornellius, cornellius, you were my favorite apeI've got to get back to that crazy planet that they c...
Posted by Ken on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:20:00 PST

Battle For The Planet Of The Apes

Crowd chants "people people people", and "ape ape ape" at the commands of the johns.
Posted by Ken on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:18:00 PST

Conquest Of The Planet Of The Apes

Conquest, it's a type of questThey called it a conquest of the planet of the apesConquest, they played it at requestIt was another type of questFor the planet of the apesConquest!Request!We're gonna h...
Posted by Ken on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:16:00 PST

Escape From The Planet Of The Apes

Escape from the planet of the apesWell we gotta escape from the planet of the apes'cause all our friends are on a different planetYes all my friends are on a different planet nowGotta escape from the...
Posted by Ken on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:13:00 PST