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About Me

MAN. MYTH. LEGEND. I, The Great Humongous am all those things and more. I am a former wrestler turned masked adventurer. I weigh 4 tons of metric fury. Some say my power comes from the mystical "M" that adorns my forehead. This "M" stands for machismo and there is nothing mystical about the machismo that oozes from my pours, let me tell you. I'm the one who donkey kicked John Wayne in the hip and gave him that gay strut of his. I taught Elvis everything he knew. Charlton Heston carrys a gun cuz he's afraid of me. I have battled everything from Richard Nixon's ghost right up to the zombie hobo's of Hoboken,New Jersey. I left wrestling behind because I had beaten everyone and they're grandfather, then dug up they're grandmother and went a few rounds with her bag of bones, if you know what I'm saying. Hey, I love the ladies and the ladies love me. I'm like frikkin' catnip to them. When I'm not out kicking Bigfoot's (or Larry as he likes to be called) ass, I like to help out my friends at Social Retard Productions.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My fans, any beast or monster that wants a go, and any ladies who think they can handle "Mount Machismo".

My Blog

Forget 12 step...TGH is BACK On the Myspace!!!

Now I know what your all asking yourself :"Great Humongous, where have you been all this time?"Sorry, but I can't devulge that info just yet. Legal reasons.Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to drive my...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Feb 2009 00:56:00 GMT

WANT A PRIZE?

I have decided that I shall throw a contest to give my fans a lucky surprise. I haven't decided what or how but there will be contest in the very near future. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go pro...
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 11:03:00 GMT

WHERE HAS HUMONGOUS BEEN?

I , The Great Humongous, would like to apoligize to my fans worldwide for not keeping up with my myspace duties though there is a good reason. You see, between the adventures and the ladies I ha...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 13:48:00 GMT

DETAILS ON MEETING TGH

Folks, it is with Humongous joy that I, The Great Humongous, inform you that those great guys at Social Retard Productions have come through yet again with securing my personal apperance fee and I WIL...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 21:02:00 GMT

WANNA MEET TGH?

Though the ink isn't dry on the contract, The Great Humongous may be making a special apperance this friday at a wrestling event in the small town of Oshawa Ontario at the Legion hall on Simcoe street...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 14:43:00 GMT

FAN MAIL

I have a few minutes free so I thought you, the fans, would like to hear me respond to a couple fan letters so lets take a little stroll on down to the mailbox and see what we got cookin'. Hmm..whatta...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 23:40:00 GMT

HULK HOGAN

At a recent public appeareance for my friends at Social Retard Productions at a local wrestling event, I noticed alot of fans wearing Hulk Hogan merchandise. How can you wear a t-shirt proclaiming you...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 17:36:00 GMT

WELCOME

I, The Great Humongous, would like to welcome all my new friends to my OFFICIAL myspace page. Here I will lavish you with tales of my deeds and amazing true life stories as well ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 06:47:00 GMT