Among Galan's most devout followers were the beings that formed the bands you know as Styx and Boston. We traveled the known and unknown cosmos for eons upon eons playing back ally bars and Bat Mitzvahs until one day we played on a shithole of a planet, your Earth. Galan and the Loving Spoon-fulls played a show so incredible that the entire Universe resonated with its awesomeness. Unfortunately, Galaan had a head cold and did not perform to the best of his abilities. Members of the Loving Spoon-fulls, on the other hand, were offered a record deal.
So traumatized by the event, Galan challenged the Loving Spoon-fulls to a guitar dual of the likes which have never been seen! The guitar off was billed as The Big Crunch and the arena was the planet Taa. All the entities of the Universe and beyond were in attendance. The battle was so wonderful and terrifying, so all powerful that the Universe was destroyed and a new one was formed.
Galan and the Loving Spoon-fulls were at the center when it happened and each was split. The Loving Spoon-fulls were ripped in half to become the bands you now know as Boston and Styx. Galan, on the other hand was torn apart, he was stripped of his musical talent and became the all knowing all powerful cosmic being known as GALACTUS. Galactus now travels the cosmos in search of something to fill the void which once was occupied by his infinite musical talent. Galactus also developed an eating disorder.
Galactus has heard rumors of a being made of pure musical talent that resides on your planet Earth. A being so awesome, so powerful that no genre of music can contain and no generation of humans can appreciate. It goes by the name Yngwie Malmsteem. The Universe will only be safe from Galactus once Galactus is reunited with his talent, Yngwie. Then and only then will Galactus be free of this compulsive need to eat. Until then, this void must be filled with the music of his contemporaries and former band mates, Boston and Styx.