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I'm Waylon V. Jones, more commonly known as the Killer Croc, and I'm smarter than these fucking hacks! FUCK EM!
What can I say about myself? I'm an Ex-Con turned socialite, musician, Guitar maker late show host, Aquarium and Museum curator, owner of Zoo-Gotham, US Marine Reserve Staff Sergeant, and restaurant owner. I'm also a father of three beautiful children. One of em is half-vampire, One of them is full vampire, and the other one is half-polymorph. I'm very close to all of them, even though they DO piss me off. But then again, that's part of being a father.
Yes, I have a perfectly normal life... oh yeah, and I look like a talking alligator. Killer Croc is the name, kicking your ass is the game. Even you Chuck Norris!
As for my love life... I've been married and Divorced Twice
Currently? Doing my best to stay out of the unholy walls of Arkham Asylum, but a lot of people pissed me off!
Oh, you wanna know why I look this way? Well, maybe a rare skin condition had something to do with it...

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I'd like to meet:

Friends, what little fans I have, and some bands that can get my interest. THe easiest way is to be metal, but I can be open minded at times. A girl who likes me despite my "unique" features...
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Dana's idea, STOLED! CWA Stats!

Full Name:  Waylon Victor Jones..Nic-Names:  Killer croc, Crocalicious, Killer, Primordial Powerhouse....Height:  7'5....Weight:  690 pounds....Eye Color:  Blood Red, yellow, changes with mood....Hair...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Jan 2009 11:23:00 GMT

Rogue's Room in the house

Rogue gets her own room to stay in while she gets her things back together. I'm sure you all missed her, and here she'll live for a while.
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:21:00 GMT

MK VS. DC

Yes, it's finally out. Dove says it's awesome. But I have not played it yet For the record, Shao Kahn and Darkseid are playble, but they must be unlocked! NOW! For fights I'd like to see! NONE OF THES...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Nov 2008 21:03:00 GMT

Lars Ulrich... Read this NOW!

I wrote this statement to you in a way I'm sure you would very much understand! I'd just like to say Music is not about the Money. If people buy it, they buy it. If they don't, work a second job! But ...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Oct 2008 15:27:00 GMT

Restaurants owned by W V J food Product industries

Wally's Giant Subs - We make em at a size you can save for later! But not too late: No preservatives! THE INGREDIENTS ARE FRESH! Made how you want em the way you want em! Victor's Italian Bistro/Drive...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:32:00 GMT

Dark Knizzight... FINALLY Reviewed

First off, Gotham Knight? NEVER HAPPENED! Alright, If I remember correctly, I actually said this! Heath Ledger: He's been casted to play as Joker. If we're lucky, Kane will tear his arms off in the ne...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 22:12:00 GMT

I’m done joking

Some people can't take a joke. So maybe I'll stop telling them! My cholesterol clogged heart can't take this shit that comes with what I say. So maybe I'll watch what I say more closely OR maybe I'll ...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 19:29:00 GMT

OOC: Bad News, Good News, and MORE Bad (Or Good) News

*This Blog is ALSO posted in my RL account, for those who know it* What I've become known for in my childhood is ALSO my curse! I was antisocial, withdrawn, reclusive.... And worst of all, I was also ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 04:24:00 GMT

Could I possibly be the son of... Vince McMahon?

There are indeed rumors of Vince McMahon rocking out with his cock out in the Everglades. Let's also consider that the rumors of Vandal Savage being my father have officially been DISPROVEN! So here I...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 21:19:00 GMT

OOC: FUUUUUUUUUUCK! (NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH!)

If you haven't heard yet, on top of last week's sprain, I have another injury. One that has earned the concern of a 2 STAR GENERAL! Yesterday at work, we had to move a hardback from its high hoist (Hi...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:37:00 GMT