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Voxy Garbles

specialkaye

About Me



My team is way ahead of the germ warfare and weather machine divisions.

My Interests

gals, preferably with moxie, making people laugh, dangerous and delicious animals, cognitive dissonance, pranks, cranks, conspiracies, making mix tapes, reinventing the wheel, random acts of rock and roll, informational anarchy, dissolving boundaries, listening carefully, strange and unusual happenings, shouting obscenities, blowing minds, making music, pretty pictures, drum solos, guerrilla theater, performance, patience, dedication, and love.

I'd like to meet:



Like minded luminaries, high powered mutants, and the man that invented ramen noodles...

Music:

Tom Waits, Ween, Faith no More, Iggy and The Stooges, Negativland, National Cynical Network, Nine Inch Nails, Dead Kennedys, Dead Milkmen, Bongwater, Mr Bungle, Elvis Costello, Kraftwerk, Pavement, Steely Dan, Devo, Butthole Surfers, Unknown Hinson, Daniel Johnston, Jean-Jacques Perrey, David Bowie, They Might be Giants, Frank Zappa, Sonic Youth, and many, many more!

Movies:

The Life Aquatic, Royal Tannenbaums, Pee-Wee's big Adventure, Dark Star, Being John Malkovich, Bowling for Columbine, Coffee and Cigarettes, Slacker, The Big Lebowski, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Devil and Daniel Johnston, Sonic Outlaws, A Boy and His Dog, The Commedians of Commedy, Young Frankenstein, This is Spinal Tap, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and Jon Leguizamo's timeless classic, The Pest.

Television:

Austin City Limits, Adult Swim, The Simpsons, Arrested Development, Mr Show, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Weeds, The Office, .

Books:

RA Wilson, PK Dick, Kerouac, The Subgenius Foundation, synthesizer instruction manuals, shampoo bottles, various blogs and books about rock stars and robots, royalty checks, the thoughts I steal from your mind, and whatever else passes in front of me.

Heroes:

Bob Dobbs, Beck Hansen, Robert Anton Wilson, Jared Whitham, Micah Wiggins, "Luke Warm" Terry Ide, and the master who makes the grass green.

My Blog

pruning

The bits and pieces of me burnedbut I have kept the good parts wetand they will creep and crawl and bloomfrom all the empty spacesthat used to be the placesI left the dirty dishesand now they've turne...
Posted by Voxy Garbles on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 11:59:00 PST

parade at 4 AM

throw a paradecall the doctorand tell your motherhow art has lost its meaningand meaning is just a wordand words are just noisesthat mean something to your brainand thats the red thingthat you smashed...
Posted by Voxy Garbles on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 01:32:00 PST

bells and whistles

I'll be waiting here with bells and whistlesby the phone in a position of readinesswhen the moves are madeto push the buttonsthat have the numberson the hotel phoneform a processionin an ordered file ...
Posted by Voxy Garbles on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 01:21:00 PST

macrobiotic laundrification

touch the sunyou brilliant bastardand we'll all dance aroundyour brand new inventionlike sparks of a fire to touch off a blazein sea oats and sand dunesand we'll all get saltybreathing the free airlik...
Posted by Voxy Garbles on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:34:00 PST

newspapers are telling me to be serious

When the air is this heavy it can be hard to get out of bed. I saw fascinating products from the future, great lakes, houses in the trees, and a thousand bleary eyes walking to the hotel in the rain....
Posted by Voxy Garbles on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 06:42:00 PST

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come up for airor out to playI'll write you lettersand I'll get high with derekbehind the barheat attacks and hair extensionsfalling to the ground just step right overand come aroundknock knock knock ...
Posted by Voxy Garbles on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 03:14:00 PST

How many masons does it take to change a light bulb?

Its a secret!
Posted by Voxy Garbles on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 08:32:00 PST

in bloom...

  nouns are growin'my garden is in bloom and we press the flowersdown beneath where the world is wet the roots will find and hold the dirt ...
Posted by Voxy Garbles on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fire...

  Acres of fleshskin like bleachpaper cranesall those tiny milesthe apetite of fire
Posted by Voxy Garbles on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

flesh...

  Sing a songflesh and bonethe weight of the worldwaking wearythe first step is takenwith bleary eyes and underpants...
Posted by Voxy Garbles on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST