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Green Kitten

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About Me

Say, it's only a paper moon, Sailing over a cardboard sea, But it wouldn't be make believe, If you believed in me. Yes, it's only a canvas sky, Hanging over a muslin tree, But it wouldn't be make believe, If you believed in meFirst of all: NO. I WILL NOT STOP MY URANIUM ENRICHMENT PROGRAM. Second: There are only two chairs in my apartment, deal with it. If you're lucky I may buy a new table one day but i'm holding out for a casbah set up with giant pillows and bare chested male servants to bring me figs and wine Third :I like people who I have enough in common with to form a telepathic smirking bond. I like to laugh .Tea is good. I like living in a city;but I miss big open spaces, stars and smells of wilderness. I will likely grab you in public places. I am the "vomit" rides at carnivals..

My Interests

It would be easier to say : I am not really interested in country music or pop type R&B. I'm not interested much in watching sports. I'm not interested in being overly obsessed with something or some one to the point of excluding everything else.I am not interested in my current job but it keeps me from starving and freezing in the snow. I am not interested in " reality T.V."On the other hand there are alot of things that I DO like .. for instance: lightning, green tea ice cream, wasabi, limes,lots of music preferably danceable music though I'm sure i can be accused of dancing to things not meant for dancing .. umm.. say an overhead fan that happens to sound like a Metallica song being played reeeealy far away or songs in my skull no one else can hear. I like bagpipes AND harpsichords AND accordians AND Banjo... among other instruments. I enjoy well written books with a few characters I can root for. I salute well written, clear, detailed but not rambling instructions for stuff.

I'd like to meet:

The magic shoe elves from the fairy tale about the poor cobbler, or anyone else who can get me shoes/ boots my size and style at a reasonable price on a bi-annual basis.

Music:

10:15 Saturday Night by The Cure makes me want to learn to play drums. I'm an energetic spaz. I think I'd make a good drummer if I could get my cooridination to comply.The only radio that dosen't blow is member supported, community access and college stations. I love college radio stations , the only commercials are public service announcements about preventing STDs.OH and NOW I have a Mandolin and 2 wood flutes and a recorder..oh and a mini african drum so don't piss me off or I'll "practice" while you're trying to sleep...... I have bagpipe records too...

Movies:


You are a Ninja.
You are like a samurai gone bad. The good side
is no longer interesting you and feel that
darkness is where you belong. Though you may
think you are the evil one, you're not. Because
deep inside there is still that little glimpse
of who you once were. You don't like to
associate with people that much and keep away.
In your mind they are ignorant and not so
interesting anyway. That means you are a lonley
person who don't trust people, and you have
really no desire to do so either. Life is a big
pain and annoyance for you and you aren't quite
sure on how to handle it. Other people see you
as mysterious and secretive, and that is
probably right.
Main weapon: Daggers and throwing
stars
Quote: "I hate people. People make
me pro-nuclear" -Margaret Smith
Facial expression: Frown
YEah, I am SOOOOO an antisocial frowning,scantily clad ninja chick in the snow.... HAr Har!Surprisingly I just watched The Last Samurai and It was alot better than expected. Of course ANYTHING would seem good after seeing the first 20 min. of Troy. Hello? Could we get SOME semblance of a common dialect among our actors here? No? I didn't think so.Yeah, screw you people I'm going to go watch some more movies produced prior to 1950.
What Type of Killer Are You?

Television:

SUCK IT DOLPHIN!!!!! SUCK IT!!! I don't really watch much t.v. There is so little time in the day to do all of the things I want/ need to get done as it is. Sure there are occasionally amusing things on t.v. but it's not worth the trade off, especially when there are ways of getting almost anything commercial free to watch whenever.

Books:

Which Dead Poet Are You?
You are Arthur Rimbaud - a vital, cannon-changing poet with a flare for tantrums. You tend to write in a fever, and have a liking for the disordered mind. Don't expect people to understand you, for you are ahead of your time.
I think I've read a bit by Rimbaud but i guess maybe I'll check out some more because I don't remember any specifics.
I'm starting to get a kick out of reading several things at a time written by the same generation but being from different cultures or countries. I think I will do it more often.Any suggestions of good reading out there feel free to send them my way I enjoy alot of different things.

Heroes:

Red Headed Chris of Cafe 59 Infamy.(This is not him. This is other neat stuff.) ..

My Blog

Bumper I like

Sticker I saw on a truck. " When blondes have more fun do they know it?" Heh.
Posted by Green Kitten on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:05:00 PST

I always did like tall men.

Recently at the library I grabbed myself an album by Nick Drake. I Didn't know much about him before but I gave it a listen and I think it's lovely.Once or twice I was DEAD -ON drawn to his ...
Posted by Green Kitten on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 12:46:00 PST

Nutballs

In a city, the more you act like a complete frootloop the fewer people who mess with you.
Posted by Green Kitten on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 02:29:00 PST

Are you safe enough?

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Posted by Green Kitten on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 02:11:00 PST

Ive met my match.

He's smarter than I am and I can't deny it. He's more of a smart ass than I am and he's better at it. He's outgoing and clean and funny . He's SOOO BIG and STROOONG.... and did I mention he's com...
Posted by Green Kitten on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 03:29:00 PST

I’m looking for fufillment not just entertainment

This stuipid week of dealing with back to school college students and working moronic hours is over! Today i only have to work till 6 woot! Of course in all likely hood the REALLY braindead students j...
Posted by Green Kitten on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 08:57:00 PST

Who am I to Judge?

OH WAIT!  I'M  ME!
Posted by Green Kitten on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 06:22:00 PST

DAIRY TERROR!!

Just what exactly IS this here in your bag ma'm???? Oh that?? It's my CHEESE BOMB! Once they close the doors I feed it to my friend over there... then, in the aftermath of the stench he...
Posted by Green Kitten on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 11:32:00 PST

I’ll bust a cap in yo ass!

I mean it fucker!! Now sing with me!     I don't like peeeeeeple! Especiaaaaally drunken assholes!! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!! YEAH!  I don't want to go back to work......
Posted by Green Kitten on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:44:00 PST

why it's so damned booring here

I figgered it out, I'm always 1/2 brain-dead when I use the computer  here cause it's just after I leave work so I'm srot of in a DUH phase and all the things I meant to say are behind the p...
Posted by Green Kitten on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 03:13:00 PST