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Rev. Boney McSkull

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About Me

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Reverend Shifty McGrifter, KSCShifty McGrifter is an aspiring writer; is Boney McSkull; is a practitioner of spooky magic; is an ordained minister and official POEE Pope; is a machinist; is a conspiracy theorist; is shape shifter; is a writer; is . I forget which "is" thing describes me best, since not one of them gives much of a description, really. It's okay, "is" always functions as a metaphor anyway.

My Interests

Books, writing, magic(k), shape shifting, ministering, comic books like , anime, manga, fidgeting about with my brain, gradually becoming more sociable, boogeying down, discussing metaphysical nonsense, being silly, fooling around with myspace every so often, writing para-personality software then installing and launching it, ghost stories and the like, not sports, startling old people, synchronicities, cartoons.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the typical meetables. Self-proclaimed gurus, fictional people that don't even really exist, Andy Kaufman, the Bermuda Triangle, magic(k)ians, people with neat ghost stories, Mal-1 or Mal-2, fellow POEE Popes, fellow non-POEE Popes, non-fellow POEE Popes, Pope Ratface of the Vatican, people amused by my silly jabbering, Spartans (they're tough), people who don't take themselves too seriously, Humpty Hump, no more bands, writers, journalists, artists, the Irish, orange, you, if you're lucky. Now behold the Hand Above!Bill Hicks:

Music:

I like aboonch of 23various independent musicians, some rappers, some spook rockers, some other stuff fnord, which I will no longer list because no one wants to sift through a 14 page list of bands here. Unless they do. And tough luck for them, eh?

Movies:

Some movies that I can watch again and again and again and again and yes, again once more: Hurlyburly, 12 Monkeys, eXistenZ, The Life Aquatic, The Princess Bride, Angel Heart, I 3 Huckabees, the Evil Dead trilogy, Ocean's 11, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Unbreakable, Pi, Requiem For a Dream, Waking Life, Mulholland Drive, Wild at Heart, Man on the Moon, Fight Club, Batman Begins, Memento, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas fnord, the Tarantino babies, Sin City, the Incredibles, Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, The Fountain, Inland Empire, Tideland, blah blah bluh, bleh blah blah blah. . .

Television:

Television always me feel lazy and shitty. :( "TV is a nickname, and nicknames are for friends, and television is no friend of mine!"

Books:

Authors, in no particular order: Paulo Coelho, Hunter S. Thompson, Tolkien, Richard Matheson, Brett Easton Ellis, Robert Anton Wilson, Funk Master Therion, Chris Hyatt, Carlos Castaneda, Grant Morrison, Warren Ellis, Alan Moore, William Butler Yeats, William Burroughs, Terrence McKenna, Alan Watts, Aldous Huxley, Jack Kerouac, Carl G. Jung, Sam Keith, T.S. Elliot, Raoul Duke, Garth Ennis, Kurt Vonnegut

Heroes:

Hunter S. Thompson, Raoul Duke, not Rick McSlick, Spider Jerusalem, Alex Jones, Alan Moore, Hermes/Mercury (ye gods!), etc. and so forth.Also, impressive freestylers, like Tech here:

My Blog

Breaking News! Boney Posts Pics!

This is Boney McSkull bringing you yet another picture-doMinated blog, once again with no lower-case M! Get used to it, since the Internet people are giving Me shit about getting My own account over ...
Posted by Rev. Boney McSkull on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 08:37:00 PST

Taste the Spooky

Hello, boils and ghouls and et cetera! I, Boney McSkull, coMe to you in the Spirit of Halloween and with an unexplained lack of lower case Ms! I kicked that fucker Shifty out of here and aM typing u...
Posted by Rev. Boney McSkull on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 07:28:00 PST

Brain Spillage

"'Maybe you are just crazy.''Indeed! But do not reject these teachings as false because I am crazy. The reason that I am crazy is because they are true.'" --Pope Poop and Mal2As usual, I've bee...
Posted by Rev. Boney McSkull on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:37:00 PST

Fear and Loathing in the Sweat Shop

I've noticed that I've had my "temporary" job as a machinist for one year come next month. Somewhere, something went horribly wrong. The job pays well enough and I get to make a savage amount of Ove...
Posted by Rev. Boney McSkull on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 07:48:00 PST

WARNING: Picture Blog

It seems that Midigirl23's computer is finally able to steal some internet from a neighbor, so I have internet at home, at least for now! I have a completely ridiculous amount of new pictures so I wa...
Posted by Rev. Boney McSkull on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 09:16:00 PST

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! There exists a worldwide conspiracy. . .

Hi everyone.  I've been away awhile, and most of you have undoubtedly forgotten that I exist by now.  Or at least forgotten that you think I exist.  The point is, I haven't been ab...
Posted by Rev. Boney McSkull on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 08:17:00 PST

COLOR?! GOD NO!

Hey, I did stuff to my page. Not much, and all very basic, but still. I shall do more. . . . "stuff" to it soon enough. Well, I always say that, but it's always about 2.3 months until I actually t...
Posted by Rev. Boney McSkull on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 09:29:00 PST

He's still at large. . .

I am once again updating from Midi-Chan Central after watching a whole lot of Speed Grapher. I was and still might be really close to getting constant online access at home, but there are now things ...
Posted by Rev. Boney McSkull on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 01:44:00 PST

Alpha Cultin' It Up

Today I am literally being paid to hang out at Alpha Cult for a few hours. That means I get to hijack the computer for a little while. I'm slightly closer to having regular internetty access in that...
Posted by Rev. Boney McSkull on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 03:40:00 PST

I Want to Throw a Sock Hop

This is Boney McSkull bringing you a special blog update, live from the house of Midi-Chan. Okay, well it's only special because I'm actually online and checking in with the page at all right now. I...
Posted by Rev. Boney McSkull on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 09:40:00 PST