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asterios

About Me

I've written for The National Lampoon and Cracked Magazine, had a TV pilot screen at the New York Television Festival, and played at clubs all over New York, Boston and Los Angeles. I enjoy yelling at the TV with my father, watching Babylon 5 & naps.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Stand-up

The 80's Saxophone Player Who Loves Cookies

My Blog

Cheeseburger Eating Faggot

A few nights ago, my neighbor yelled some pretty insane things. I considered writing about it, then watched Battlestar Galactica. Megan wrote about it for her blog, though, so here it is.We Are Those ...
Posted by asterios on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 02:24:00 PST

Excerpt from Harry Knowles review of "The Love Guru"

This isn't merely a bad film, but a painful experience that you keep telling yourself to leave. However, I have a very strong belief in witnessing the terror. People had to survive the Holocaust to ho...
Posted by asterios on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:20:00 PST

last night i saw the sex in the city movie

"Oh look, a poor person. Let's kill it."the movie is two and a half hours of people doing contrived & uncharacteristic things designed to engender enough artificial conflict to sustain a film. it'...
Posted by asterios on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:46:00 PST

Lots of time left to vote! No on 98, Yes on 99! 800-815-2666 press 3 to find yr polling place!

No on 98, Yes on 99, or your rent goes up!Hey friends, Asterios here with a quick reminder - the polls are open until 8pm tonight! If you're in line, they can't kick you out - get there by 7:55, why t...
Posted by asterios on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 02:05:00 PST

Burger King Gives Raise To Florida Tomato Pickers

Link to NY Times storyWow, and all it took was a Burger King vice president getting caught impersonating his daughter over the internet to slander a workers rights group! To everyone who helped out wi...
Posted by asterios on Wed, 28 May 2008 04:02:00 PST

David Lynch Brand Organic Coffee?!

David Lynch's Organic Coffee!The slogan: It's all in the beans...and I'm full of beans....
Posted by asterios on Mon, 19 May 2008 12:48:00 PST

Garage Comedy’s Car Crash Bennie-fit! This Monday, 9pm!

Bennie Arthur nearly died two weeks ago. He was hit by a car and the driver left the scene. Now he has health & car insurance bills to pay. He can't work due to injuries and his job doesn't pay disabi...
Posted by asterios on Thu, 15 May 2008 11:35:00 PST

Iron Man Review (no spoilers)

Local actor Alan Doshna IS Iron Man. Check out his website, and read all about the exciting audition reel he put together!It was pretty great. I can't wait for Iron Man two. Robert Downey Jr. is a lot...
Posted by asterios on Wed, 07 May 2008 03:43:00 PST

If you were in the hospital, Bennie would visit you

Bennie's a great guy. Last night he was in a car accident. He probably could use some visitors.Here's some info:FROM MATT MANSER:He's going to be fine, but would probably enjoy some visitors at the ho...
Posted by asterios on Thu, 01 May 2008 12:10:00 PST

Someone named a comic book character after me

My cousin's wife has a friend named Jules Rivera, and she writes a comic called "Marsh Rocket". My name came up in conversation, and hey!, now there's a character named after me. Is this the best day ...
Posted by asterios on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 08:04:00 PST