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Hollywood Phony

They tried to make me go to rehab - I LUV THAT SONG!!!

About Me



Feel free to add me, I just don't want 8 million requests from hot chicks who are secretly robots. My email is eric at hollywoodphony dot com.

I like to make movies .
I also like to act .
Sometimes I write stuff .

I also do stand up (on rare occasions).

My Interests

FREEDOM FRIES, Improv, sketch comedy, dining out, reading, capybaras , making crappy web pages, shameless self-promotion, not girls, not flight attendants, wheelchairs, Marfan's Syndrome , animals from the future . For more... Hollywood Phony's website

I'd like to meet:

Amy Sedaris. Not flight attendants. Milhouse Van Houten, Tucker McGrath, Chad Robuckle. a capybara , Not girls who like Disneyworld and Disneyland. Not girls who like guys with Marfan's Syndrome. In fact, I am not interested in meeting any girls at all. The midget who craps his pants in Trapped in the Closet.

Watch this hilarious short, directed by Bob Odenkirk:

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I'm the king of Superdeluxe!
I sorta made these movies!
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Music:

Mr. Mister, The Jayhawks, Tenacious D, Fiona Apple , REO Speedwagon, Alanis Morissette, Cat Stevens, The Darkness, supafloss , Maroon 5, Elliott Smith, Foo Fighters, Hanson, Sara Evans, Fleetwood Mac, Celine Dion, Liz Phair, Martina McBride, Nelly Furtado, Pat Benatar, Quiet Riot, Rascal Flatts, Rod Stewart, Starship, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Sara Evans, Stone Temple Pilots, Alice in Chains

Movies:

Wet Hot American Summer, Welcome to the Dollhouse, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, The Foot Fist Way, Caddyshack, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Groundhog Day, Windy City Heat, Before Sunrise, The Lord of The Rings, Indiana Jones (Not Temple of Doom), Freddy Got Fingered, Fried Green Tomatoes, The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, Ski Patrol, Teen Witch, Clifford, Problem Child.

Television:

Arrested Development, Strangers With Candy, Beavis and Butthead, South Park, Family Guy, Get a Life, Mr. Show, Chappelle's Show, Reno 911, UCB, Father Ted, The State, The Simpsons, Cupid, Seinfeld, Horse Apples.

Books:

A Moveable Feast, Tropic of Cancer, Demian, Wigfield, This Book Sucks, The Grounding of Group Six, Harry Potter, Nausea, Daddy's Boy.

Heroes:

My mom (yeah, I know), Amy Sedaris, Tom Booker, Bill Murray, Chris Elliott, Phyllis Bennett .

My Blog

Accidental Penis Weekend 2007

Accidental Penis Weekend 2007 I am delighted to report that many, many people have written me about Accidental Penis Weekend 2007. It's been really overwhelming, the level of support I...
Posted by Hollywood Phony on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 04:36:00 PST

My heros - don't let their memory die

My heros - don't let their memory die   I have to type this really fast. I fear the governmetn might be coming to get me because what i am bout to tell you is so fucking weird and ...
Posted by Hollywood Phony on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 01:09:00 PST

everything crumbles. to nothing.

everything crumbles. to nothing. In the end, it came down to about $12,000. Every week, for the past four weeks, I would get a three thousand dollar royalty check in the mail from Kraft. Yo...
Posted by Hollywood Phony on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 03:15:00 PST

THE DEATH OF JUSTICE

THE DEATH OF JUSTICE From cnn.com. No words. Too flabbergasted. ...
Posted by Hollywood Phony on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:21:00 PST

World Hunger Nite

World Hunger Nite I just received this bulletin on Myspace and I think it's a pretty great idea and I wanted to share it with everyone here. I took off the list of people who had signed, just...
Posted by Hollywood Phony on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 03:05:00 PST

A man without a nation

A man without a nation Oakland is a lonely place for a Raiders fan who just can't seem to fit in. I haven't missed a single home game since I moved to this shithole, almost two years ...
Posted by Hollywood Phony on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 03:36:00 PST

It all ends...

It all ends& 8 years ago, I had a small part in another video on superdeluxe.com and it's finally done. My ethnic friend, Rasika Mathur, has her own series called "Sourced Out" where s...
Posted by Hollywood Phony on Thu, 24 May 2007 11:38:00 PST

Millionaires, like me

Millionaires, like me One day, my old college roommate, Mark Cuban, called me up and asked me if I wanted to come hang out. "Um, I dunno, I'm kinda busy, Mark Cuban," I lied.  I was sitt...
Posted by Hollywood Phony on Thu, 24 May 2007 12:23:00 PST

Who wants to join my thrust squad?

Who wants to join my thrust squad? In case you don't know, the best way to get girls is to show them how you would have sex with them by humping a couch. That way, they will think, "Hmm,...
Posted by Hollywood Phony on Thu, 17 May 2007 12:28:00 PST

Look at me!

So today is the big launch of "Derek & Simon: The Show", over at superdeluxe.com. This is a series of comedy shorts, directed by Bob Odenkirk. It stars my friends Derek Waters and Sim...
Posted by Hollywood Phony on Wed, 16 May 2007 08:58:00 PST