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Rasika

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My Interests

Living like it's ALL possible, Landmark Education, Destroying my face one eyelash at a time, diminishing my chances of extending my bloodline, Jews, Arabs and other dark-haired males, making silly podcasts, living up to the name Rasika, hyphy dancing, Learning Acoustic Guitar with cute guys, making stinky voices, parody music videos and parody journalism, stand up comedy, foreign films, cartoons, anime, Japanese culture, yoga, martial arts, Buddhism, Stinkology, philosophy, bullshitting with friends about why the hell we're sitting here bitching about stuff when there are black holes to be visited and spaghettification to be survived.

I'd like to meet:

Mira Nair. Lorne Michaels. Bono.

Music:

I am currently listening to Donald Trump's Why We Want You To Be Rich. It's a little too long for me to upload. But it's great for the occasional journey to India.

Movies:

"That's urgent like a muhfucker."

Books:

Don't turn your back on your Personal Legend, muhfucker.

Heroes:

I can tell you who my NOT heroes are. That one bougeouisy chick in this building. People over 25 who still haven't "finished high school." Anyone who's last name starts with "Bush." Oh, hell let's forgive em all! They know not what they do!

My Blog

Heed this Litigation warning all Entertainers and Creators

I almost got sued for everything I own!This could happen to any of us.I tell all here:www.bibimagazine.com/blogger.html.Spread the word.
Posted by Rasika on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:00:00 PST

Rasika Mathur presents The Sari (W)rap - Trailer

Check out this video: Rasika Mathur presents The Sari (W)rap - Trailer Add to My Profile | More VideosIt's all part of entertaining the world through education and music. Wait educating th...
Posted by Rasika on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 12:17:00 PST

Should I do Season 4? WWJD?

Should I do Season 4 of Wild N Out, rumored to be shot in Vegas, Baby, Vegas?Pros: I am ethnic. It is MTV. It is improv. Sorry. It is "improv." Some sketch. It is home to the most watched urban/ethnic...
Posted by Rasika on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 01:12:00 PST

Letter to Cameron Diaz

Hey girl,I know. I know. I fuckin' know. They always move on so fast don't they? Like we're so replaceable. But if it's going to be anybody, it's going to be someone who pisses you off, because that w...
Posted by Rasika on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 12:47:00 PST

It's hard out here for a temp

You know, this coming up with pimp-n-ho-humor-that-appeals-to-the-MTV-mass-minoritibia-it' s-obscure-when-I-make-a-Star-Trek-reference-but-when-Katt-Wi lliams-says-that-shit-a-nigga-just-fallls-out-DAYU...
Posted by Rasika on Fri, 05 May 2006 08:33:00 PST

Show with 2 Hotties in Los Angeles Area

They didn't teach you everything in grade school. Come learn the true meaning of "holiday assplay." Reading, Robin and Rasika. January 3 at 8pm at IO West Mainstage. $10, or a lipjob. www.rasikamathur...
Posted by Rasika on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 01:08:00 PST

Choosing My Religion

Hindu. Agnostic. Buddhist. Of the Earth. A Peaceful Warrior. Spiritual. Born again. Rastafarian-curious. Your mirror. I am all these things, and more. sound off....
Posted by Rasika on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 06:43:00 PST

Filling a Hole

Well I guess Keanu Reeves says it best (Thumbsucker): The biggest mistake you can make is to think you have the answer. Tru dat. :) So even if you are enlightened, you either won't know, won't show or...
Posted by Rasika on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 07:42:00 PST

Wash Me

I have been so cruel to Civ. 8 months I went without bathing him. Today, finally, I pulled in my grungy, greasy, leaf-blown, foul-smelling, spot-covered, shit-stained, sun-burnt, fungus-caked riz...
Posted by Rasika on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 07:21:00 PST

We gettin' wild n out!

It's a trip having my buddies come up to me saying 'I saw you on TV!' It's even more of trip having your boss come up to you and say 'I didn't know you were Black!' It's even more trippy tripped up to...
Posted by Rasika on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST