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Joscar Joseph

Sunday, June 3rd - SAN DIEGO ROCK N' ROLL MARATHON!!!

About Me

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Here are some movie quotes:

1) "Kitridge, you've never seen me 'very upset!'"
2) "I will dropkick those fucking dogs if they come near me."
3) "Henry, 'boffing' and 'fucking' are the same thing."

My Interests

Improv, Movies, Music, Stand-up Comedy, Drinking Tea (Green, Earl Grey, and my special Wicked Shroom tea), Laughing, Hiking, Swimming, Camping, Hackey-Sack, running, sweating (heat or endurance; preferably both), reading, writing, hanging w/ my homiez, onanism and copulation, criticizing things I do not agree with, saying the word "fuck" at church, debating (but not arguing),people watching, making out, performing cunnalingus, giving and receiving mind-blowing orgasms, live rock shows, live comedy shows, live sex shows, blasphemy, entropy, destroying boredom, cheering up clinically depressed folk, making fun of life-coaches, etc.

I'd like to meet:



And anyone who can get me a copy of SNOWBIRD- a rare short film directed by Bruce McCullough.

I won $1,200 playing this game in Vegas. If you practice enough, maybe you will too.
More Games at arcadecabin.com | Cool Generators
And I want to meet Minor Conservative Celebrity Jon Alvarez so I can kick him in the fucking nuts.

and THE SONS OF LEE MARVIN

Music:


SONIC YOUTH

NINE INCH NAILS

DE LA SOUL

THE POLICE

THE FRESH

MF DOOM

TOM WAITS

GORILLAZ

JULIETA VENEGAS

A TRIBE CALLED QUEST

GUNS N' ROSES

PORTISHEAD

WU TANG CLAN

THE MAX REBO BAND

and....

Handsome Boy Modeling School, Kid Koala, OutKast, Radiohead, Nirvana, The Pixies, Leonard Cohen, Cab Calloway, Stevie Wonder, The Coup, The White Stripes, The Racontuers, The Strokes, Louis XIV, Pavement, Digable Planets, The Coup, Jesus and Mary Chain, Beck, Massive Attack, Stereolab, Stevie Wonder, Bjork, The Black Keys, David Bowie, Spoon, Liz Phair, Matisyahu, Siouxxie and the Banshees, the Smiths, Joy Division, Porno For Pyros, Jane's Addiction, Pavement, The Ramones, Husker Du, The Doors, Blackilicious, MC Paul Barman, Quasimodo, N.W.A. and early Eazy-E, Too $hort, MadVillian, Sunny Day Real Estate, Matisyahu, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Edith Piaf, The Distillers, Muddy Waters, Leadbelly, Theolonius Monk, Billie Holiday, Grandaddy, Wilco, The Foundation, the Soggy Bottom Boys, Spinal Tap, Pink Floyd, The Breeders, Bikini Kill, Jimi Hendrix, Los Tigres Del Norte, Jay-Z, Dilated Peoples, Drive By Truckers, The Clash, Digital Underground, Velvet Revolver, Stone Temple Pilots, Dangermouse, anyone who makes Jerry Falwell nervous

Movies:

Too many to name; Here's a small sample:

Television:



And the evening news on Telemundo and Univision.

Books:

Watership Down, Animal Farm, 1984, The Kid Stays In The Picture, Post-War Pulp Fiction, George Carlin's Braindroppings, Douglas Adams, Hunter S. Thompson, Al Franken, Raymond Carver, Ron Koertge, Nicholson Baker, Daniel Clowes, Chuck Klosterman, Christopher Marlowe, Bill Waterson, Aaron McGruder, Gregory Maguire, Del Close and Kim Johnson, Mick Napier, Howard Zinn, James Loewen, Judy Blume, Jim Davis, Shel Siverstein, Maurice Sendak, and of course J.K. Rowling.

Heroes:


Jim Jarmusch

David Lynch

And of course, Stanley Kubrick.

Everyone else:
Robert Evans, Francis Coppolla, Michael Corleone, Tricia Traci, Eric Filipkowski, Miles Stroth, Tom Booker, Sarah Gee, Jack McBrayer, Tami Sahger, Craig Cackowski, Richard Cory, D.B. Cooper, Robert Johnson, those dudes that promote their Christian Website at Porn conventions (For Reals), Steve McQueen, Jay Gatsby, the Immortal Bill Hicks, and the person that came up with the palindrome that goes "A man. A plan. A canal- Panama!" That is some creative shit.

My Blog

The Perfect Mix

I'm running my fourth marathon this Sunday in San Diego. Lots of preparation for this one- higher training speeds, more hill work, better diet with more complex carbs and a higher protein intake, etc....
Posted by Joscar Joseph on Wed, 30 May 2007 02:49:00 PST

I think I have TMJ

  Oh wait a minute- no I don't. Heh heh heh-
Posted by Joscar Joseph on Mon, 14 May 2007 06:14:00 PST

XVII

  I was gonna fake some bullshit about how I met Jessica Alba, but I opted against it. I don't read this mag, but the title grabs my focus every now and then. "Spring is here again..."  ...
Posted by Joscar Joseph on Wed, 02 May 2007 03:44:00 PST

R.I.P.

Larry "Bud" Melman1921-2007 ...
Posted by Joscar Joseph on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 05:45:00 PST

Nightmares and Wheat Grass

I've had some random thoughts. Nothing too grand, and definitely not worthy of their own blog. So, I've decided to throw them all into one. * I ran the Los Angeles Marathon and have a new Personal R...
Posted by Joscar Joseph on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 03:59:00 PST

3 years ago

Three years ago on Ash Wednesday, I quit smoking cigarettes forever.I have never had one since.Before anyone mentions my default pic saying that I'm clearly smoking a cigarette, I say "Look closer".&n...
Posted by Joscar Joseph on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 12:37:00 PST

I guess this sums me up, part 3

The internet doesn;t lie. ...
Posted by Joscar Joseph on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 03:39:00 PST

Nice work, Bill Gaines

My memory is kind of strange. I'm amazed I remember anything at all, given the copious amounts of weed that I smoke. Regardless, I am able to remember the goddamndest things sometimes. For examp...
Posted by Joscar Joseph on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:53:00 PST

My purpose in life? God Forbid this is it-

Why do I do the things I do?Simple: Nobody else on earth will do them if I don't. Nobody will put up these damn video game tournaments. Nobody will have a discussion panel show, with live music. Nobo...
Posted by Joscar Joseph on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 08:16:00 PST

I guess this sums me up, pt 2

My score on The Which book are you? Test:1984(You are 54% Great Book)One of the best known and well crafted works of modern literature, you are a political novel written with the purpose of warning re...
Posted by Joscar Joseph on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:34:00 PST