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I'm just a good kid from the midwest who's never been to prison.

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My future self, because I'd walk up to him and say, hey... how's everything been going? And old me would be all freaked out at first and I'd have to show him our drivers license, cause I'm not very trusting of strangers, then future me would confirm my identity and give me all kinds of advice like, 'oh, yeah watch out for this really nasty cold I got two days after my birthday in 2012, really nasty. I took a shower then went out on the deck for some air, but I didn't put on a hat, and it was starting to get cold, so I think that's how we got it. So you know, wear a hat, or maybe to be on the safe side, don't go out on the deck at all... You know, stuff like that..

My Blog

Another Amazing Hobo Story

Same park. Different Hobo. This one was actually a hobo-ess... a Lady Hobo. The first thing I noticed was that she had her own chair. Interesting. Not very memorable. Everybody knows that hobos...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 17:41:00 GMT

An Iconic American Moment

I saw something take place in the park today that I've never seen happen in real life. I've seen it on tv and in the movies, and surely I've read about it... I think we all have. But never has it ha...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 15:50:00 GMT

The Girlscouts. Bad like a muthafucka...

So I've become aware over the last two weekends that a new gang has moved into my neighborhood. Not coincidentally, it's also girlscout cookie season. On Saturday, I made a trip to the bank to depos...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 20:50:00 GMT

A Sunday Football Fantasy

"Mesh and Magic Time; A Sunday Football Fantasy" Commissioned by The Mr. Kim Foundation, for Gary Oldroyd
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 19:02:00 GMT

Two Tims

Remember when The Bad Egg changed your life? Well, I hope you haven't gotten too comfortable, because it's about to change again. Please enjoy Two Tims. Two TimsAdd to My Profile | More Videos
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 22:40:00 GMT

A whale of a tale...

"The Captain Nemo"
Posted by on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 14:37:00 GMT

Sudden Impact

""Sudden Impact" --
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 21:58:00 GMT

The most useless four minutes of film ever wasted...

So over the weekend I watched Do the Right Thing. I was dumbfounded at the start of the film by something I had completely forgotten aboutt. The opening credits. Four minutes of Rosie Perez dancing...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 22:10:00 GMT

In your face Jennings's

"Walkin' Away (The EJ)"-- Commissioned by Timothy Jennings for Mr. EJ Scott
Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 14:19:00 GMT

I copied this

"The Dostoevsky"
Posted by on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 13:23:00 GMT